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I have invited a certain beautiful blonde lady to my exotic paradise for a Pina Colada (she likes taking walks in the rain and has more than half a brain) but shock, horror! The pineapple tree is bare of fruit! What drink can I give her?
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#38998. Asked by mochyn. (Sep 21 03 12:13 PM)
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sequoianoir
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A "long slow comfortable screw against the wall" ?
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mk2norwich
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Family site, Dark Bark!!!
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sequoianoir
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A Sloe Screw [pronounced, and often spelled, Slow Screw] is made from Sloe Gin and orange juice. It often has vodka. If it also has Southern Comfort it is called a Sloe Comfortable Screw. When that drink is topped with Galliano [i.e. Harvey wallbanger] it is know as a [Long] Sloe Comfortable Screw [Up] Against the Wall. Other varieties include a Sloe Hard Screw, the "Hard" coming from the addition of whiskey, and the Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall With Satin Pillows the Hard Way (or the Sloe Comfortable Screw Against a Hard Wall With Satin Pillows), in which the "Satin Pillows" involve the addition of Frangelico. If you include triple sec, you can have a Slow Comfortable Screw In Between the Sheets.
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sequoianoir
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A Sloe Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw includes Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, vodka, and Peach Schnapps (i.e. Fuzzy Navel). A Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against a Fuzzy Wall (aka a Sloe Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw Up Against the Wall) apparently includes Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, vodka, Galliano, and Peach Schnapps. A Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall with a Kiss apparently contains orange juice, Sloe gin, vodka, Southern Comfort, Galliano, Amaretto [which would really achieve the same effect as Frangelica], an orange slice and a cherry. A Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall with a French Kiss Mexican style apparently includes orange juice, Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, Galliano, tequila, and Grenadine. A Sloe Screw Against the Wall In The Dark Side Of Mexico City apparently contains orange juice, Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, Galliano, tequila, and brown rum, and is topped with cola. A Sloe Screw with the Devil apparently contains orange juice, Sloe gin, vodka, Southern Comfort, and Red Devil. A Sloe Comfortable Screw on a Dogbox apparently contains orange juice, Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, Jack Daniels, and a splash of Grenadine (and is cited as being from the Backwoods of Florida).
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