In the song 'The Streak' the singer warns his wife "Don't look, Ethel!" followed by the line "Too late, she was ???" What were the fates she underwent? I think there may have been a different one in each verse.

McGruff

The Streak Written by - Ray Stevens Here are the three verses with Ethel's fate: Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes And here he come Running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables Naked as a jay-bird And I hollered over at Ethel...I said don't look Ethel It was too late, she'd already been incensed... Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked And he just appeared out of the traffic Come streakin' around the grease rack there Didn't have nothing on but a smile I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink I hollered...Don't look Ethel It was too late...She'd already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers Yeh, I did...Half-time, I was just going down there To get Ethel a snow cone Here he come right out of the cheap seats Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel It was too late...She'd already got a free shot Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team Here's the entire lyric. It wouldn't fit: http://www.twin-music.com/azlyrics/s_file/raystevens_lyr.html Aug 24 06, 1:57 AM

zbeckabee

You left out the best part: Here he comes...look...who's that with him? Ethel, is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doing? You get your clothes on! Ethel, where you going? Ethel, you shameless hussy Say it isn't so Ethel Ethel... Aug 24 06, 8:29 AM