The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.|
On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
Reply #481. Oct 17 08, 5:50 PM
Where do one legged people eat? IHOP!|
What was one of the ladies names? Ilene!
Reply #482. Oct 19 08, 7:56 PM
Why are FootBall players so hot after a game? Because all the fans left|
Reply #483. Oct 19 08, 7:59 PM
I opened my refrigerator this morning and there was a rabbit inside. I ask what he was doing in there and he asked "Well, this is a Westinghouse, isn't it"? I told him that it was. He said, "Well, I'm just westing." HA!|
Reply #484. Oct 19 08, 8:33 PM
What did the cowboy say when walked into a bar?|
Wouldn't you if you walk into a metal bar.
For those who don't get it...it's a metal bar sticking out and he hit his head on it.
Reply #485. Nov 08 08, 8:33 PM
If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?|
Reply #488. Nov 21 08, 9:43 PM
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? |
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, do you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
If the "black box" survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out of that stuff?
Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Reply #489. Nov 21 08, 9:47 PM
What would you call a man the walks barefoot ten miles to a pub wearing a monks robe and when he arrives drinks two beers, then four beers and returns home?|
Reply #490. Nov 23 08, 4:58 PM
i am to slow for some people.........|
to fast for some people what am i?
Reply #491. Nov 23 08, 5:26 PM
nice joke you are good indigold.....|
this really is a compliment....
im not making fun of you
Reply #492. Nov 23 08, 5:28 PM
Well, there were 3 men in a sauna. Two of the men were feeling happy, so Happy got out of the bath.|
Reply #493. Nov 26 08, 12:10 AM
Senator John Kerry walks into a bar! The bartender asks. Why the long face?|
Reply #494. Nov 26 08, 7:16 PM
Pffffffff! hahahahaha and I don't even know who John Kerry is.|
Reply #495. Nov 29 08, 1:59 AM
A big, fat lady comes up to a guy at a gas station. She asks him how to get to 294 (the highway). He replies, Jenny Craig. HAHAHAHA. i found this so funny for some reason. |
Reply #496. Dec 08 08, 4:08 PM
there was a blond on an island. she tried swimming to shore but she got tired half way and turned back|
Reply #497. Dec 09 08, 11:57 PM
knock knock, whos thier|
let us in and i'll tell you
Reply #498. Dec 12 08, 2:45 PM
Why did a skeleton go to a chinese restaurant? to get some spare ribs! |
Reply #499. Dec 12 08, 2:46 PM
why didn't the skeleton go to the prom? |
Because he had no-body to go with!
Reply #500. Dec 12 08, 2:47 PM
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