fredfrank 
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Glendathecat, you should write the travel brochure for Brighton cause I'm There ;)
Reply #201. Nov 09 08, 2:23 PM
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cyberhen
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Watch out for the Wherther's Originals Danny, they're strong medicine and you could get addicted.
Reply #202. Nov 09 08, 2:35 PM
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_Morpheus_
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**There's a large student population in Brighton, and a large elderly community.
Bad luck old man. Luck of the draw and all that ;(
four elderly ladies overcame me with bath salts and made me do unspeakable things with a zimmer, a set of false teeth and a bag of Werthers originals. :)
Seems those lovely people in Brighton treated you to a rough go. I'm trying to picture this dreadful event.
A Zimmer, the orthopaedic company? So.. maybe an artificial hip. Unused that puppy would be quite expensive? False teeth, clean ones I would hope. Carmels, what a waste. Ok, I think I'm set on the "weapons" used in this dastardly crime. Ok, now you said this was the done by the elderly and not the students.
So It must have taken several of these elderly people to over come a young viral man such as yourself? I'm thinking they must have used the used hip socket as an equalizer. I don't want to assume how they employed the carmels and false teeth, so could you elaborate, sir.
Reply #203. Nov 09 08, 2:39 PM
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fredfrank
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You may just have to take a trip down there and find out for yourself RJ :)
Reply #204. Nov 09 08, 2:51 PM
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_Morpheus_
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Danny....Danny....Please, I've already spoken of the likely hood of such a visit... flying pigs, pork in the trees...etc.
Reply #205. Nov 09 08, 2:56 PM
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_Morpheus_
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Alas, it appears the details of this grievous assault is left to the imagination of the reader. "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?" Only the shadow knows and he ain't telling.
Reply #207. Nov 09 08, 3:43 PM
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Jabberwok
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It's the enforced blue rinse that he found the hardest to forgive.
Reply #208. Nov 09 08, 3:46 PM
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_Morpheus_
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Thanks flopsy. My spelling is rather bad, sorry(I pronounce it wrong so I spell it wrong). That contraption looks like a mobility assist device, we would call a walker here in the U.S. . So that's what is meant by a Zimmer? I didn't know they made walkers but it makes sense, I suppose? Thanks again.
Reply #209. Nov 09 08, 3:54 PM
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flopsymopsy
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It's hard to give the supercilious llama leader's stare when your curls have had a blue rinse.
Reply #210. Nov 09 08, 3:55 PM
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_Morpheus_
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Oh dear me, Jabberwok. That poor man! The enforced blue rinse hmmmm I dare not ask what heinous device this might be or how it was employed. I'll just go away, quietly, and light a candle for his soul and hope that some day, he will again walk the streets of Brighton neither fear nor shame.
Reply #211. Nov 09 08, 4:03 PM
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_Morpheus_
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insert- with- after Brighton, before flopsy gives me the what for ;)
Reply #212. Nov 09 08, 4:14 PM
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cyberhen
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I'm off to sample the delights of Morecambe's oldest pub now. Fortunately it's only 6 staggers from my front door. When I come back I will be ready to play.
Reply #213. Nov 09 08, 4:17 PM
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_Morpheus_
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Yes, please do lady Jane. Unfortunately, I will be swilling down a few myself by the time your ladyship returns. I'll just call it an evening but before I do, I want to thank all my cleaver friends for another interesting and entertaining day.
xoxox
Reply #214. Nov 09 08, 4:31 PM
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Jabberwok
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Who told him I had a cleaver? It's ruined the surprise.
Reply #215. Nov 09 08, 4:43 PM
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_Morpheus_
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I meant cleavage not cleaver.
Rj’s theory of general relativity:
Relatively speaking, one’s spelling and other mental abilities are directly proportional to one's blood alcohol content at the time of such activities.
Reply #216. Nov 09 08, 5:08 PM
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Jabberwok
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That makes sense to me.
I learned to ride a bike when I was 20, and I could only signal right or cope with roundabouts if my blood alcohol level was high enough.
Reply #217. Nov 09 08, 5:12 PM
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flopsymopsy
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LOLOL, now THAT was Brighton!
Reply #219. Nov 09 08, 6:17 PM
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demurechicky
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Cyber, the Waverley was up near what I used to call the 'top' fairground, where the Cyclone and mouse used to be...there was the Fairground opposite and there was Mr Wilson's amusements on the right hand corner...there was a short cut through the back called 'the hole in the wall', we used to use this ut through when Nan moved to Albany Road...
Can't recall the street name....but there were hotels just on the right hand side.
I remember one of the piers being storm damaged, my friends dad used to have the roller skating rink on the end...
Reply #220. Nov 09 08, 6:33 PM
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