*puzzles* Then how do you know you found it, Anton?
Reply #3081. Feb 20 09, 5:41 PM
It's one of the new PVC party line from an exclusive little shop that caters for a specialised market?|
It's from the same tailor as the Emperor's New Clothes?
He's hallucinating and it's really a jellyfish?
Oh the possibilities for insane speculation.
Reply #3082. Feb 20 09, 5:47 PM
What does this shirt look like. Where did you last have it?|
Reply #3083. Feb 20 09, 5:49 PM
Sorry, it wasn't a shirt after all. Turns out it is just my body hair. lol|
Reply #3084. Feb 20 09, 5:53 PM
It's a stealth shirt for those who wish to go unnoticed.|
Have you tried throwing handfuls of flour around, so that the shirt will become visible?
Has your viper bitten you, are you delirious?
I'm going to stop now, I feel I'm getting foolish in my old age.
It's probably made of chameleon skin.
Reply #3085. Feb 20 09, 5:54 PM
Well I'm going to crack open the beer now the problem of the shirt has been solved.|
I'll share my chocolate cake as well.
Reply #3086. Feb 20 09, 6:00 PM
Boilermaker with whiskey for me, and keep them coming. |
Reply #3087. Feb 20 09, 6:16 PM
Anton - here's a boilermaker for you.|
I'm having some 'Old Peculiar'.
Reply #3088. Feb 20 09, 6:16 PM
Anybody ready for another drink?|
Reply #3089. Feb 20 09, 6:40 PM
Leave the bottle here with me. *hic* lol|
Reply #3090. Feb 20 09, 7:02 PM
I'll take some cake, please. :)|
Reply #3091. Feb 20 09, 7:42 PM
But you haven't even finished your sundae.|
Reply #3092. Feb 20 09, 7:48 PM
Here's some chocolate cake Dot.|
What will you have to drink Danny?
Reply #3093. Feb 20 09, 7:57 PM
What ever you have, just put it in a gallon jug and mix it all together.|
Reply #3094. Feb 20 09, 7:59 PM
I just finished the wine so you can have some 'Black Sheep' or some 'Lancaster Bomber'.|
Reply #3095. Feb 20 09, 8:12 PM
We're having a National Margarita Day here in the U.S. on Sunday, can I get a headstart and have one tonight?|
(I'm told it's legal, long as it's in my own house/given by parents - margaritas are good. :)
Reply #3096. Feb 20 09, 8:45 PM
You can have anything you like here, Mandy.|
In the UK you're old enough anyway.
Reply #3097. Feb 20 09, 9:02 PM
Thanks, Duck! The cake is delicious. :)|
Reply #3098. Feb 20 09, 9:19 PM
Hey, where is everybody. |
I had a party after I left here that night. It started with a trip and ended with a flip.
But last night was a drag.
Made me grouchy ;-)
I dislike when people feel compelled to write, “No pun intended”.
What I believe they are saying: My opinion of you is so low that I didn't think your simple mind would be able to comprehend the brilliance of my play on words, and I wanted to make sure you knew that I'm not only smart enough to use homonyms, I'm smart enough to point them out.
My unspoken rejoinder; If conceit was measured in units of mass, the skulls of people who pointed out puns would implode into a giant sucking black hole of arrogance.
When a restaurant server asks; "Are we ready to order?"
My unspoken reply; As if you are part of my decision making process!
An English expatriate, now living in Minnesota who writes about the Midwest.
I’m emotionally drained from reading American Gods.
All these things happened to me last night.
Reply #3099. Feb 22 09, 4:48 PM
I enjoyed American Gods when I read it a while back.|
markswood is another Neil Gaiman fan.
His stuff can be complicated to get the braincells round. You often find yourself looking up obscure bits of mythology and it slows you down.
And sometimes you put the book down and forget where you left it.
As for punsters and pointing out the bleedin' obvious...there's a lot of those around and the longer you live the more you will meet.
I find a fixed smile and a vivid imagination is a good way of dealing with them.
Or you can just keel over very slowly murmuring ' Brain death occuring, sense of humour failure...bleep bleep bleeeeppp.' Then you go to sleep until they've gone.
Waiters and nurses all suffer from the inclusive 'Are we ready to...?' The last time it happened to me I was in labour and very rude in return. Not an option open to you.
I'm doing school paperwork at the moment and popping in and out here when I begin to feel queasy about differentiated learning objectives and expected attainments and...
Reply #3100. Feb 22 09, 5:12 PM
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