Llamas and Pirates - Message Board

I’m being serious y’all ;-D
Just the other day I was took this quiz, UK Royalty or something to that affect. Like I know Jack about Royalty. I do have a king size bed though : ) I don’t know any kings but I have exactly the same size bed as a king. Any way, my first quiz on Royalty was an unmitigated disaster. I had like three right, lucky guesses, but at least people will think I knew something. Back to the king size bed thing, that made me remember that I needed to buy some fitted sheets because my dog decided to bury a bone in the center of my king size bed. All of a sudden like déjà vu, a commercial came on, “Forget everything you know about King Size Fitted Sheets.” Then the guy commences to try and sell me fitted sheets. Too Late! I didn’t have the foggiest idea what he was talking about. It was just like the other day when I took that Royalty quiz, huh?

Reply #401. Nov 14 08, 1:04 PM

Sweetheart, he was talking about fitted sheets.
it's a pity you didn't listen, because you obviously need some more. And a book on dog training.
I still have a toddler-training manual somewhere, it's basically the same principle. I'll post it if you like.
It includes not digging holes in inappropriate places.

Reply #402. Nov 14 08, 1:22 PM

AnneBonney

I'm lost here. I don't get it. :)

Reply #403. Nov 14 08, 1:44 PM

I think you need some therapy RJ, go over to my blog and learn about Cows, they don't have sharp claws and they don't run away when you turn the lights on.

Reply #404. Nov 14 08, 1:51 PM

Cows? I know more than I want to know about cows!

Yeah, so, um...well just one thing more. Another small but annoying issue I have with spending so much time on fun trivia. I’m setting at my computer this very moment and my gluteus maximi are killing me and my trapezieus muscles are knotted up. Not funtrivia’s fault you say. Well... the same argument could be made by drug dealers about drug addiction ;D
As you may have guessed by now, this is....Yeeeeessssssssss FRIDAY and I’ve got a little jump on the weekend revelry. More later...duty calls.

Reply #405. Nov 14 08, 2:55 PM

AnneBonney

Read Jane's blog! It's very funny!

Reply #406. Nov 14 08, 3:03 PM

That is a truly fabulous and hysterically funny blog piece on cows. I may have to pinch it and send it to numerous other inhabitants of the asylum.
My cows are definitely giraffes.

Reply #407. Nov 14 08, 3:10 PM

So you have Surreal cows do you Jabberwok?

Please feel free to 'pinch' it and send it to whoever you want.

Reply #408. Nov 14 08, 3:18 PM

GAWD! Enough about the cows already.....
A poor man is pouring his heart out to you ladies about a fragile and tenuous mental condition and I get " Oh look at the cows."

I've heard people say it just isn't right to allow women to fight along side men in wars. Well to that say... huh? Allow? There is nothing more feral and viscous on the face of the earth. Female spiders and scorpions gladly feast upon their young.

Reply #409. Nov 14 08, 3:37 PM

viscous?
What sort of women have you been mixing with?
What trauma?
Your dog has messed up your bed, you fantasise about koalas and you've got a stiff bum because of inactivity.
Bounce on your bed for 20 minutes with a lot of seat drops, take the dog for a walk...as for women, you seem to have more than enough issues with ducky and flopsy.
Why not own a llama? No digging or viscosity, or claws. Warm and cuddly and musical.

Reply #410. Nov 14 08, 3:53 PM

And I thought it was their mates that female spiders ate, and scorpions are often tender and nurturing parents. Are you an avoider of arachnids?

Reply #411. Nov 14 08, 3:54 PM

I offer you therapy RJ, and you reject it. Let me just calculate the time in Texas - about 4pm I think. Mmmm I think then that you need a cool drink and a sit on your verandah to wind down a bit, and you can day dream about koala bears while you're relaxing.

If you're so fixated on Koalas I have 2 in my attic and your welcome to them. Then you can stroke and cuddle them anytime you want and they won't run away and hide when you wake up.

Reply #412. Nov 14 08, 4:04 PM

As for my blog you could substitute the word *** with llama and it would work equally well.

Reply #413. Nov 14 08, 4:09 PM

AnneBonney

He's being pretty stubborn if you ask me. ;)

Reply #414. Nov 14 08, 4:11 PM

Be that as it may Anne dearest :) (I did read about the cows)

Oh wonderful, my spelling of vicious is not to Hoyle. I did check for it my darling but unfortunately viscous is a word. Just not the one I was intending. I can’t wait till the other shoe falls.....the linguistic Gestapo or better yet...the pedantic language purists. I’m quite sure I’ve split some infinitives or committed some other equally scurrilous crime. If by some chance I haven’t: I reluctantly came, I finally saw, I eventually conquered( but didn't care)

Reply #415. Nov 14 08, 4:18 PM

My spelling is usually impeccable because I am such a slow typist. In my day oh Best Beloved, clever girls did languages and thick girls did typing and cooking.
Years later, the computer-literate and nutritionally balanced look back on those of us who have forgotten our Latin and German and snigger.
I don't use spellcheck because I often fail to remember where I left it.

Reply #416. Nov 14 08, 4:33 PM

No worries Jabberwok....I'm just being a smart ***. I'll talk to y'all tomorrow. My buzz is fading and that means a refill is in order. Also gotta get cleaned up, because "by Gawd there will be dancing tonight!"

Reply #417. Nov 14 08, 4:42 PM

Night flopsy, nite Anne, nite Jane, good night Mrs. Calabash where ever you are ;)

Reply #418. Nov 14 08, 4:44 PM

Goodnight RJ, have fun.

Reply #419. Nov 14 08, 4:58 PM