| Lochalsh
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The forthcoming film about my life will be seriously miscast if anyone but Isabella Rossellini plays the starring role.
Reply #21. Dec 06 10, 8:52 AM
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| lesley153
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I was thinking Maureen Lipman for mine.
Reply #22. Dec 06 10, 11:16 AM
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| Lochalsh
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There's a new thread for such conjectures under Movies, you know? :)
I think Ms. Lipman would do quite well for you. Added bonus: There's a bit of Vanessa Redgrave in her appearance. :p
Reply #23. Dec 06 10, 11:42 AM
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| trojan11
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You mean that kinda drawn 'Im dead' look?
Reply #24. Dec 06 10, 11:56 AM
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| Lochalsh
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You're in trouble, estimado trojan, big trouble! :)
Reply #25. Dec 06 10, 12:07 PM
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| lesley153
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The difference between those two is that I like Maureen Lipman but can't stand the Redgrave woman. *ugh* I seem to remember her husband saying that even her friends don't like her.
Reply #26. Dec 06 10, 12:12 PM
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| Lochalsh
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My daughter met her at a private party and said she was quite lovely. I myself value her for her acting.
I'll stop this. I don't want to hijack Cym's thread.
Reply #27. Dec 06 10, 12:40 PM
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| lesley153
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Whoops yes, got a bit carried away there - sorry, Cym.
Reply #28. Dec 06 10, 3:00 PM
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mjws1968
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Serious miscasting, Cher or Madonna in just about anything they did, especially Moonstruck (suppress vomit reflex) and Dick Tracy respectively. Oh, I forgot Desperately Seeking Talent (or was that Susan). Stick to singing ladies, it's what you are good at. Apart from Madonna, she's only good at using people as stepping stones to further her attempt at global domination. As for male miscastings, Tom Cruise in anything that requires charisma. The s*x scenes in Eyes Wide Shut were painful to watch and that was with his wife. He is getting to the age where his looks and his cheesy smile will not guarantee him a part so hopefully he will vanish and become a priest of scientology or whatever. Mel Gibson in Braveheart and Dick Van Dyke in anything where he is required to do an accent. Painful.
Reply #29. Dec 06 10, 9:48 PM
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mjws1968
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And I think Lesley should be played by Diana Rigg or Prunella Scales, only these fine actresses could do her justice.
Reply #30. Dec 06 10, 9:49 PM
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tezza1551
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I'm not going to be happy if anyone but Dawn French plays me !
Reply #31. Dec 06 10, 11:06 PM
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Cymruambyth
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It's too bad Margaret Rutherford is dead. She'd have been the ideal choice to star in a biopic about me! My other choice would be Joyce Grenfell, but she, unfortunately, is telling George not to do that behind the Pearly Gates. I guess I'll have to settle for Rhys Ifans in drag.
Back to the seriously miscast...Elizabeth Taylor in 'Giant'. She was about as believable as a rancher's wife as Jean Simmons was as a rancher in 'The Big Country'!
Reply #32. Dec 07 10, 12:17 AM
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| lesley153
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Thanks, Mike. The cheque is in the post. :)
Reply #33. Dec 07 10, 5:03 AM
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ssabreman
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Tom Hanks in almost all the movies he's made. Astronaut? Army captain? Professor? FBI agent? Baseball coach?
Forrest Gump was a perfect fit.
Reply #34. Dec 20 10, 8:18 PM
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| callie_ross
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Wow ssabreman, that's a little harsh, isn't it?
Reply #35. Dec 20 10, 8:37 PM
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ssabreman
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...and I quote "Take That is just another run of the mill, cookie cutter boy band which will be here today & forgotten tomorrow, I'm sure! Not many people even know they exist; I rest my case!"
Now really, who's harsh?
Reply #36. Dec 20 10, 8:43 PM
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| callie_ross
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Yeah, but I wasn't referring to them as being mentally handicapped or stupid like you were to Tom Hanks! That's far from the truth!
Reply #37. Dec 20 10, 11:37 PM
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AntonLaVey
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It's not harsh if it is the truth. Hanks doesn't look like an FBI Agent or an Army captain.
Reply #38. Dec 21 10, 12:21 AM
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| callie_ross
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That's not the part of his post I was referring to as being a little harsh, Anton. I meant his comment about Forrest Gump being a perfect fit. Tom Hanks is neither slow witted or stupid & it seemed like he was implying that he is. I don't know, maybe that's not what he was getting at & if I'm wrong, I apologize to ssabreman
Reply #39. Dec 21 10, 12:30 AM
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Cymruambyth
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Anton, what do army captains and FBI agents look like?
Reply #40. Dec 21 10, 1:06 AM
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