REDVIKING57
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Explaining Global Warming to Jade Goody would be a really neat trick. What would you use? An Ouija Board?
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Reply #1181. Sep 09 11, 5:47 AM
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| C30
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Depends where she has gone Red! Duty "God Botherer" might be able to make contact, if not try a Clairvoyant! Lol
Reply #1182. Sep 09 11, 7:18 AM
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bloodandsand
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Think you might have needed a ouija board had she still been with us, Red!
Reply #1183. Sep 09 11, 5:52 PM
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REDVIKING57
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"Is there anybody there? Knock once for Yes, twice for No. Three times if you're selling something............."
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Reply #1184. Sep 12 11, 6:17 AM
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| lesley153
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Knock knock knock *pause* ring RING RINNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Good morning, Mr Viking. Sorry To Disturb You. Are you the householder? I'm conducting a survey - no, please don't slam the door, I'm not selling anything, really, I'm just conducting a survey - OUCH my foot - can I have my foot back please?
Reply #1185. Sep 12 11, 6:56 AM
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REDVIKING57
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If you're not selling anything,why did you knock THREE times? (No Singing,please!). Did you forget you have a key?
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Reply #1186. Sep 12 11, 7:02 AM
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Qmel
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It wasn't me that knocked three times...it was Tony Orlando!
Reply #1187. Sep 18 11, 3:05 PM
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REDVIKING57
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At Dawn?
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Reply #1188. Sep 19 11, 5:05 AM
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| lesley153
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Why did I knock three times? Can't that just be our secret, Paul?
Reply #1189. Sep 19 11, 5:29 AM
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Jazmee27
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You have me in stitches!
Reply #1190. Sep 19 11, 6:15 AM
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satguru
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| My appendix had me in stitches... |
Reply #1191. Sep 25 11, 8:00 AM
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| tiepolo
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Statistics on this subject are in Appendix A.
Reply #1192. Sep 25 11, 8:36 AM
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REDVIKING57
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Don't mention stitches - had mine out last week!
OUCH!
Reply #1193. Sep 25 11, 9:24 AM
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bloodandsand
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A stitch in time saves nine.
Reply #1194. Sep 25 11, 9:47 AM
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| tiepolo
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Take me out to the ball game.
Reply #1195. Sep 25 11, 9:54 AM
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daymare
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Frankenstein was all stitched up.
Reply #1196. Sep 25 11, 9:55 AM
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REDVIKING57
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And he was better looking than me.
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Reply #1197. Sep 25 11, 10:03 AM
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| tiepolo
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Can't take my eyes off you.
Reply #1198. Sep 25 11, 10:14 AM
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REDVIKING57
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Just Kidding - Honest!
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Reply #1199. Sep 25 11, 10:25 AM
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| tiepolo
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Sixteenth president of the U.S.
Reply #1200. Sep 25 11, 10:34 AM
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