Airplane... "Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive."|
Reply #1. Jun 26 11, 2:24 PM
The only ones I seem to remember are those that are quoted over and over again by people who can't come up with their OWN witty phrases.|
Some of the best quotes I've heard were not in movies, but in television sitcoms such as Will & Grace, Frasier, 2 1/2 Men, etc. Wish I could remember some of them!
Reply #2. Jun 27 11, 5:44 PM
Lots of good quotes in the movie "The Edge"|
"What one man can do, another can do."
Reply #3. Jun 29 11, 11:08 AM
From Ghostbusters II; Bill Murray's character, Peter Venkman's response to client Dana Barret's uneasiness around an old (soon found out to be possessed) painting:|
"You're probably feeling what Vigo's feeling: 'Carpathian Kitten Loss'. He's missed his kitten! We'll just put one in here by the castle."
Reply #4. Jun 29 11, 8:38 PM
From the movie Super 8, "I'm so stoned" " Drugs are so bad!"|
Reply #5. Mar 26 12, 7:07 PM
Ok, one or two of these are cheesy as hell|
"Oh sure, send me out alone in the woods, with a killer on the loose, named Jason no less, why don't you just pin a sign to my back that says "Please kill next"
When Harry Met Sally
"When I buy a book I always read the last page first, that way, if I die before I finish it, i know how it ends"
Running With Scissors
"According to Hope, Freud died of kitty Leukemia. According to me, Freud died of being trapped in a laundry basket for four days without food or water. "
Reply #6. May 16 12, 8:50 PM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" "Jaws"|
Reply #7. May 16 12, 9:15 PM
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Missed that.|
Reply #8. May 16 12, 9:19 PM
"I am the walrus"|
--Big Lebowski, when Donny thinks Walter and the Dude are talking about John Lennon instead of Vlad Lenin.
Reply #9. May 30 12, 1:08 AM
There was a really bad campy 'blacksploitation' movie from 1972 starring Ray Milland & Rosey Grier. It was called the 'The Thing With Two Heads'. A rich dying bigot (Milland) wanted to live longer so he paid to have his head transplanted onto a death row killer(Grier). Well Grier's character comes home to his wife & after a few confused looks & questions, she looks at him suggestively and says 'Do you have two of anything else?' I absolutely lost it! Probably the most embarassing movie role for a well-respected actor(Milland) ever.|
Reply #10. May 30 12, 7:26 AM
Funniest quote from 'Dinosaurs The Movie'|
"I know you Rockies don't have tail-brains like Saurs, but I always thought you had at least ONE brain."
Reply #11. Jul 02 12, 10:04 PM
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