turbotude
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I claim the gold for best 'bounce-off-of-sliding-glass-door' competition. Ok, ok, this event was held in the 2004 Olympics, and my face has long since healed.
The judging criteria is as follows:
1. Furthest distance of bounce-back
2. Comedic factor
3. Nose broken? (extra points if yes)
4. Number of colors in facial bruising
5. How many upscale real estate properties sold while looking like the boxer who lost the fight
Thanks, Blood, for allowing me to borrow the Anthem!
Reply #21. Apr 12 12, 12:31 PM
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