tigasrule 
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April's fool! I almost fell for it, but then... I didn't!
Reply #1. Apr 01 12, 3:00 PM
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| lesley153
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That's very sad news, Trojan.
*laughs head off*
(sympathetically, of course)
Reply #2. Apr 01 12, 3:05 PM
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| REDVIKING57
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That's absolute rubbish, Trojan!
The medals aren't for sale at Sotheby's. They're on eBay! I've already made bids for the Cross-Country Sneezing, Cheese Rolling and Sheep Dipping medals. Wish me luck!
Reply #3. Apr 01 12, 4:43 PM
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| lesley153
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I've been doing it wrong - I've been looking at cars on eBay when I should have been looking for medals.
Has anyone taken the welly-chucking ones yet?
Reply #4. Apr 01 12, 5:51 PM
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Christinap
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Fraid so, but bog snorkeling and dyke vaulting are still up for grabs and I hear a rumour that the very rare sheep hurling will be available in a day or so.
Reply #5. Apr 01 12, 6:25 PM
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George95
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I've already bought the Hide and Seek.
I almost fell for this. That would have been embarrassing.
Reply #6. Apr 01 12, 6:47 PM
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| lesley153
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No, George, it wouldn't. Remember, half the world fell for the Spaghetti Harvest?
Reply #7. Apr 01 12, 7:03 PM
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| trojan11
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That one was actually true, Lesley. More than 65% of all spaghetti trees in Italy were burnt down due to spumanti dusting. The ramainder were snapped up by the USA to be weaved into BFL kits.
Reply #8. Apr 02 12, 7:04 AM
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| REDVIKING57
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What a swizz! I've just tried to bid on the Wife - Carrying medals. As I know the competition will be fierce, I only went for the Bronze. But according to eBay, as I've been twice divorced, I'm disqualified - because I'm not to be trusted!
Reply #9. Apr 02 12, 9:07 AM
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| trojan11
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Did they make you paypal?
Ohh, that was so awful! :(
Reply #10. Apr 02 12, 10:22 AM
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bloodandsand
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I'm going for gold in the rare sheep hurling. The things I can do with a Leicester Longwool need to be seen to be believed.
Reply #11. Apr 02 12, 12:05 PM
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| trojan11
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Good luck, and do please be careful with the sheep and ensure that the catching spikes are rust free.
Reply #12. Apr 02 12, 12:41 PM
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| REDVIKING57
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Bev, please be very careful with the Leicester Longwools - they could be relatives of mine.
:))
Reply #13. Apr 02 12, 1:32 PM
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bloodandsand
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Don't worry, Red and Trojan, just brush up on the lyrics of the national anthem. No relatives will be hurt, I promise :)
Reply #14. Apr 02 12, 2:39 PM
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| trojan11
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Well really! My relatives do not have four legs, Blood, nor are they in the least bit wooly. We sport (pun) the genetic hump and shrivelled withers common to our tribe.
Nevertheless, I have prearranged in honour of your prospective victory a massed whistele palying of an Anthem.
Plagiarised shamelessly from 'Wuthering Heights', it is entitled, 'God Bless the Withered over All.'
Reply #15. Apr 03 12, 12:06 PM
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bloodandsand
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Many thanks, Trojan, for the honour afforded me regarding the anthem. I solemnly swear that the wethers that wuther through the air at a rate of knots shall land nowhere near the shrivelled withers of your most esteemed tribe.
Reply #16. Apr 03 12, 1:08 PM
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| trojan11
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Withered wethers, then? I now foreit my gold foil wrapped chocolate chip cookie, and claim my place in the final of the numpty 3000m flat-on-face race.
Reply #17. Apr 03 12, 1:26 PM
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turbotude
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Although I missed this thread on April 1st, I'm still enjoying the jokes....belatedly!
Reply #18. Apr 03 12, 7:17 PM
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| trojan11
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It is never - but never too late......unless the pubs are shut, that is.
Reply #19. Apr 03 12, 7:51 PM
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bloodandsand
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Loads of medals still up for grabs, Turbotude, I'll even let you share my anthem :)
Reply #20. Apr 04 12, 11:25 AM
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