Creedy
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Who's Diora Baird?
Reply #141. Apr 15 12, 12:36 AM
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Creedy
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She sounds Scottish
Reply #142. Apr 15 12, 12:37 AM
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Mommakat
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Well whatever she is she has certainly made Daver "skittish" LOL
Reply #143. Apr 15 12, 12:53 AM
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| C30
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Sometimes you know, we males are tempted to "Boldly go" when common sense dictates otherwise, where most males have been before...........so I shall just add my few penneth to this thread.
One thing Daver's excellent posting missed out, is a thing that often caused me grief throughout life, and that is, how in an argument, any woman worth her salt can quote word for word anything that was said, DECADES in the past. The average male has in the meantime not only forgotten what was said, but also forgotten what the heck it was about to start with. The fair sex, bless them, can always be relied upon to enlighten us............."YOU SAID..............".
Sigh!
One thing I will heartily agree with, is the "silent routine" indication that the male is "in it".........in fact "in it" to such a depth even a JCB couldn't dig him out! "What's wrong"? "Nothing" "Is it........?" "NOTHING".
Oh boy.......it will hit the fan any moment. "Is it something....."? "YOU know.......YOU said (or did, or indicated, or .....). Off we go! Lol
Reply #144. Apr 15 12, 1:56 AM
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Creedy
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Oh lol you are SO right! The female of the species was endowed with a superb long term memory centre in her brain. We remember the most inconvenient (for the male of the species ie) things.
Give up, lads. You'll never win one of those arguments.
Reply #145. Apr 15 12, 2:14 AM
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daver852
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| That should be "a man in Latvia." Not a man named Latvia. The keys on my computer are sticking again. Probably because of my habit of typing while eating doughnuts. |
Reply #147. Apr 15 12, 7:29 AM
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Creedy
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I was wondering which cruel mother had named her son thus.
And now I can't stop thinking of Johnny Cash.
Reply #148. Apr 15 12, 7:42 AM
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Creedy
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Goodness, I just looked up Diora Baird.
How DOES she keep her balance? I'd fall flat on my face.
Reply #149. Apr 15 12, 7:48 AM
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Well, Daver, I don't know about the "winning an arguement," thing, but the Arabs seem to have got over that little poroblem by covering their womens faces with masks and sacks. D'you think it worth a try?
Reply #150. Apr 15 12, 7:52 AM
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dippo
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"How DOES she keep her balance? I'd fall flat on my face."
I don't think she would!
Reply #151. Apr 15 12, 7:58 AM
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Mommakat
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You beat me to it Dippo I was just thinking the same thing. LOL
Reply #152. Apr 15 12, 8:03 AM
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Creedy
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Boing, boing, boing!
Reply #153. Apr 15 12, 8:41 AM
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daver852
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Trojan, the Arabs may be on to something there, but, on the other hand, they have up to FOUR wives. Four. One woman is trouble enough.
I'm not sure if Diora is a member of FunTrivia, but if she is, and is reading this, please know that I love you for your winning personality and comedic talents, not for your voluptuous body. Email me!
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Reply #154. Apr 15 12, 9:01 AM
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george48
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I'm sorry Daver, but Mariska Hargitay, from Law & Order SVU, wins hands down over Diora Baird, at least in my books, and remember who her mother was, Jayne Mansfield, a woman with considerable..er.. talents of her own.
Reply #156. Apr 15 12, 9:33 AM
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Creedy
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(Creedy snorts in derision)
Who wrote that article? Daffy Duck?
But I'm ever so impressed by your pure and cerebral interest in the girl, Daver.
Boing, boing, boing
Reply #157. Apr 15 12, 9:35 AM
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Creedy
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Is is true that poor Jayne had her car accident because she couldn't see where she was going?
Reply #158. Apr 15 12, 9:37 AM
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Animollie
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I love this blog! Very funny! As a never married and will only do so when pigs drive and cows fly I am in complete agreement that men and women should live apart. Even the
married couples should each have an area in the house that is
totally their own. This would lower both the murder and divorce rates!
Reply #159. Apr 15 12, 9:43 AM
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Creedy
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Oh LOL, I just looked Jayne Mansfield up on the net. It says she won many beauty contests and that the only title she ever turned down was "Miss Roquefort Cheese" because it didn't sound right. SO funny!
It also said she spoke five languages, was a classically train pianist and violinist and had an IQ of 163. Wow! That's impressive!
And it says she was married three times, had five children, and numerous lovers, including both the Kennedy brothers, a millionaire or two, a few famous actors and singers, and - goodness me - Anton LaVey!
And she juggled motherhood and classes at university. Juggled... such an interesting word. Sort of really puts an image in one's head.
Reply #160. Apr 15 12, 9:50 AM
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