**The trouble with life is there's no background music.
** Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
**"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles M. Schultz
**Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
**Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
**It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
**Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
**Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
**Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.
**If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
**University of Houston receiver, on his football coach: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
If anyone has a favorite quote, I'd love to hear it!
7 Comments:
Those are funny. :)
By stonewallfan, Mar 13 06 5:37 PM
Great ones...in particular the Wile E Coyote one. I always marveled at the Instant water just add water thing.
By Bruyere, Mar 13 06 5:54 PM
Those are really funny:-)
My fav is from "Charmed":
Piper: Sometimes I just want to kick him in the...(Doorbell rings)
Phoebe: in the shins , right?
Piper: Not exactly.
(sorry if your a guy/ no offense)
By Charmed4life15, Mar 13 06 7:55 PM
"Life is pain, Highness, anyone who says differently is selling something."
"Excuses are the refuge of a coward."
Ivy
By schex, Mar 13 06 9:52 PM
Jayleigh,
I talk backwards fluently.
Please write back.
Tony
By toeknee3, Sep 05 06 1:37 PM
For instance Cincinnati Bear Cats pronounced backwards is: STACK-REBB-EE-TANNIS-NISS. I can say full sentences backwards, but my specialty is college and pro football team names.
Write back, Tony
By toeknee3, Sep 05 06 1:41 PM
I get this one a lot,I'll bet you do, too. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
This one pronounced backwards is: SAH-SHOWED-A-LIPE-SKECK-ITSILLA-JERF-A-LACK-RAPOOS.
Write back,
Tony
By toeknee3, Sep 05 06 1:45 PM