Sim000's Crazy Stuff

Embarrassing Ways to Die

10)In your sleep, wearing your Superman Jammies.

9)Paper Cut.

8)Getting hit by a car...while streaking on the freeway.

7)Heart attack while line dancing.

6)During sex...with a farm animal.

5)Getting hit by a car..while wearing your "Urkel" Halloween costume.

4)Heart attack while simulating the move and wearing the clothes that your favorite professional wrestler did.

3)In your sleep, in your favorite chair with a Pauly Shore movie in the VCR.

2)At your computer while visiting a webpage other than THE FUNNY BONE!

1)In a fire, caused by a shortage in "The Clapper"

HAVE YOU GOT ANY OTHERS I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THEM

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK A FRIEND FOR POSTING THESE I LAUGHED SO I DECIDED TO POST THEM:

Accidentally suffocating yourself in your sleep with your stuffed pokemon

Choking on Juicy Juice- out of a juice box

Calling 911 instead of running when you see an airplane about to crash-land on you

Not being able to run when you see a meteor coming because you've accidentally superglued your hands to the computer keyboard- while playing FunTrivia quizzes!

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Drown in the pool of an ocean liner in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
(all that water, but the wading pool did you in)

Running from a train instead of getting off the tracks.

By kaylofgorons, Apr 17 06 9:31 PM

yeh that would be pretty bad thanks for replying

By sim000, Apr 17 06 9:37 PM

Those are all hillarious! Let me try to think of some...

Falling from a tall tree... in the middle of a thunderstorm (the lightning didn't manage to get you...)

Accidentally suffocating yourself in your sleep with your stuffed pokemon

Choking on Juicy Juice- out of a juice box

Calling 911 instead of running when you see an airplane about to crash-land on you

Not being able to run when you see a meteor coming because you've accidentally superglued your hands to the computer keyboard- while playing FunTrivia quizzes!

By luvtheheaven, Apr 17 06 9:44 PM

lol they were great!!! i will neva drink juiceboxes again.

By sim000, Apr 17 06 9:51 PM

Thanks for posting some of mine. I'm glad I made someone smile!

By luvtheheaven, Apr 18 06 9:05 AM

hey i got a couple by the way those werent lol funny, they were lmfbo funny (laugh my freakin' butt off)fyi
1.drowing cause some one told u there waz a scratch & sniff @ the bottom of a pool 2.thinkin' your dead in front of eryone but you arent. 3.(funny 4 buckie haters like me)dieing with an osu bucks game on tape on. well yours are better lmfbo!!!

By some_sk8erpunk, Apr 18 06 5:31 PM

thanks everybody

By sim000, May 14 06 5:02 AM

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Sim000's Crazy Stuff THE PROBLEM WITH SOME BLOGS IS THAT THEY ARE NOT FUNNY SO I CHANGED THAT!!!	About Me Name:sim000 View my profile sim000's Index
EMBARRASING WAYS TO DIE Embarrassing Ways to Die 10)In your sleep, wearing your Superman Jammies. 9)Paper Cut. 8)Getting hit by a car...while streaking on the freeway. 7)Heart attack while line dancing. 6)During sex...with a farm animal. 5)Getting hit by a car..while wearing your "Urkel" Halloween costume. 4)Heart attack while simulating the move and wearing the clothes that your favorite professional wrestler did. 3)In your sleep, in your favorite chair with a Pauly Shore movie in the VCR. 2)At your computer while visiting a webpage other than THE FUNNY BONE! 1)In a fire, caused by a shortage in "The Clapper" HAVE YOU GOT ANY OTHERS I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THEM I WOULD LIKE TO THANK A FRIEND FOR POSTING THESE I LAUGHED SO I DECIDED TO POST THEM: Accidentally suffocating yourself in your sleep with your stuffed pokemon Choking on Juicy Juice- out of a juice box Calling 911 instead of running when you see an airplane about to crash-land on you Not being able to run when you see a meteor coming because you've accidentally superglued your hands to the computer keyboard- while playing FunTrivia quizzes! posted by sim000 at Apr 17 06, 9:27 PM 7 comments 7 Comments: Drown in the pool of an ocean liner in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. (all that water, but the wading pool did you in) Running from a train instead of getting off the tracks. By kaylofgorons, Apr 17 06 9:31 PM yeh that would be pretty bad thanks for replying By sim000, Apr 17 06 9:37 PM Those are all hillarious! Let me try to think of some... Falling from a tall tree... in the middle of a thunderstorm (the lightning didn't manage to get you...) Accidentally suffocating yourself in your sleep with your stuffed pokemon Choking on Juicy Juice- out of a juice box Calling 911 instead of running when you see an airplane about to crash-land on you Not being able to run when you see a meteor coming because you've accidentally superglued your hands to the computer keyboard- while playing FunTrivia quizzes! By luvtheheaven, Apr 17 06 9:44 PM lol they were great!!! i will neva drink juiceboxes again. By sim000, Apr 17 06 9:51 PM Thanks for posting some of mine. I'm glad I made someone smile! By luvtheheaven, Apr 18 06 9:05 AM hey i got a couple by the way those werent lol funny, they were lmfbo funny (laugh my freakin' butt off)fyi 1.drowing cause some one told u there waz a scratch & sniff @ the bottom of a pool 2.thinkin' your dead in front of eryone but you arent. 3.(funny 4 buckie haters like me)dieing with an osu bucks game on tape on. well yours are better lmfbo!!! By some_sk8erpunk, Apr 18 06 5:31 PM thanks everybody By sim000, May 14 06 5:02 AM