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FUN THINGS TO DO IN A MOVIE THEATRE

REMEMBER IF YOU GIVE ME MORE THINGS TO ADD AND I LAUGH I WILL ADD THEM TO MY LIST!!!!

 

Fun Things to do in a movie theatre....

1.      Inform the entire theatre that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now.

2.      Applaud

3.      Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4.      Sing along with the backround music.

5.      Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6.      Snore

7.      Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if you are sitting in the front.

8.      Make shadow pupputs.

9.      If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wondeful forsight.

10.  Walk around behind the screen. Jump through it. Run like hell.

11.  Pull out a gun and shoot the "bad guys." tell people that you are a part of this new "live action" movie. Shoot any movie personnel telling you to stop.

12.  Read the credits out loud.

13.  Dress as a cheerleader. Keep the actors' enthusiasm up.

14.  Stand by the screen and sign the movie.

15.  Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly accros the theatre, hopefully hitting someone.

16.  (Variation of above) dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen.

17.  If it's a Disney film, go up to the prjector room and replace the film with an adult film.

18.  Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest noise, tell them they are inconsiderate little bastards for disrupting your viewing pleasure.

19.  Put exlax in the drinks. Lock all the doors.

20.  Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution.

21.  Throw Runts at people so you can use the drive by fruiting joke.

22.  Sacrifice small furry creatures in the front of the theatre.

23.  Sit by the aisle. Trip everyone that walks by.

24.  Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Do it again every ten minutes.

25.  Play an appropriate instrument for the movie:n western-banjo, comedy-cazoo, action-synthesizer or guitar, mystery-bad whistle, horror-cowbell or afucha (sp), etc.

26.  Say the lines with the movie, in Swahili.

27.  Collect donations for charity.

28.  Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly.

29.  Aerosol can. Zippo. 'nuff said.

30.  Throw paper airplanes. Anounce their take off like air traffic control personnel.

31.  Candle + flashpaper = fireballs!

32.  Yell "Ow!" after every gunshot.

33.  Stand on your head in the aisle during the duration of the movie.

34.  Have a barbecue.

35.  Gargle your Pepsi.

36.  Juggle

37.  Bowl in the aisle.

38.  Get a realistic looking and sounding cap gun. Go to the front of the theatre and exclaim that "The movie is depressing you." Shoot yourself in the head and fall dead. After about a minute get up and go back to you seat. Remain silent the rest of the movie.

39.  Play Battleship with someone accross the theatre.

40.  Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits the theatre ask to see their identification.

41.  Do shots.

42.  Eat a lot of beans or chili before the movie. Hope the theatre is crowded.

43.  Leave death threats on various seats. Give sinister glances to people as they leave the theatre.

44.  break into a chrous of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie.

45.  Do some needlepoint. Suddenly yell "Ow! That hurt. Whoah cool, it's spurting."

46.  Find the light switch. Turn the lights on.

47.  Throw water balloons.

48.  Bring lots of gerbils and mice. think snowball fight.

49.  Have a friend call your beeper every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud.

50.  Throw smoke grenades.

 

14 Comments:

  • Do you do all that?I don't like when people do that.I payed money to get in and so did you.

    By rey619nate, Apr 18 06 12:24 AM


  • yeah.. if you and I were in the same theater I'd probably throw my popcorn at you or call the police:D

    By glamel, Apr 18 06 1:55 AM


  • I'd probably hold onto my popcorn and go straight for the police call. This stuff might be fun at parties but not in a place where I spent 10 bucks to get in. The odds are that the movie is marginal enough - does one need a noisy clown nearby to make it worse?

    By Gatsby722, Apr 18 06 5:55 AM


  • None of these would be a good idea to do. The truly ridiculous ones, that (hopefully) no one would ever do (throw smoke grenades, or even water balloons), are actually quite funny. Most of them are things you should ONLY dream of doing, and ONLY if you hate the movie, but then, of course, remain quiet, still, and non-disruptive and allow everyone else to watch their movie.

    By luvtheheaven, Apr 18 06 9:10 AM


  • Can you say, "One way ticket to arrest."? They are funny but stupid to do. My fav was the cap gun death one.

    By Charmed4life15, Apr 18 06 10:36 AM


  • OMG get a sense of humor people!!
    Laughed MAO Sim!

    By Chickyster, Apr 18 06 11:55 AM


  • Get a sense of humor people!!
    Very funny Sim, I had a couple good giggles.

    By Chickyster, Apr 18 06 12:04 PM


  • when someone gets up to go to the bathroom or to get more popcorn, toilet paper their seats!

    By piggies_rule, Apr 18 06 12:47 PM


  • That was very funny!!!!But,I don't think I would do everything on that list.

    By snicker12_18, Apr 18 06 2:50 PM


  • Very,Very,Very funny!!!!But,I'm sure if I did all that @ our theater I'd get kicked out 4 life!!Peace out,and good luck w/ all that.

    By snicker12_18, Apr 18 06 2:52 PM


  • By sim000, May 14 06 5:00 AM


  • ok everyone lighten up its all a joke

    By sim000, May 14 06 5:00 AM


  • really?

    By schex, May 19 06 5:08 PM


  • guys thanx for the comments. dont worry about any1 doing these things, like chicyster said its just for laughs so relax.

    o and a special mention to piggies thanx for the tip ;D!

    PS Chickyster u hav made the friends list.

    By sim000, Aug 30 06 2:47 AM