i love u lilly

Keep replying and you might be lucky enough to have your excuses posted!!!!

Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
• "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
• "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
• "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
• "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
• "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
• "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broke...."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
• "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
• "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
• "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."