ok here comes an onslaught of your momma jokes

Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space

Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio

Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!

Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please

Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.

Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target

Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.

Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.

Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"

Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???

Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.

Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake

your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion.

Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi.

Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!!

Yo momma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller.

Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!

Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control"

Yo mumma so fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack