Chimpy's Thoughts

-The entirety of the Prologue (Part 3) segment would not fit on a single post, so this is its' continuation. This same thing had happened with the other episodes, but for some reason I cannot get this particular one to fix-

Sora jumps and turns around to find Wakka behind him, having just whispered in his ear.

Sora: Okay, Wakka, give it a rest. I’m not going to pick you for anything…unless it’s like, winner of a stupid contest or something like that.

???: Face it Sora, you have no choice. You don’t have any experience with either of the other answers.

Sora: Okay, look man. I like you and all, I wanna be pals, but…you’re, you’re coming on too strong man. You’re coming on too strong. I don’t want to be in a relationship right now, so just…just stop flattering me and being so nice. It’s seriously starting to scare me.

???: Your stupidity is really starting to get old. I could have taught a chimpanzee quantum physics and the atomic mass number of every element on the periodic table by now. At least they are mature monkeys!

Sora: Wait…Say that again?

???: *Sigh* Never mind.

Sora: Ohhhh…Well, Selphie, I’m sorry for the rude interruption. But…I guess my answer would have to be friendship!

Selphie: Good choice!

Tidus: Rock on!

Wakka: *Long moan*

Sora: Not you, Wakka.

???: What was that, Sora?

Sora: *Scared* Uhhh….ummm…well, I, uh………*Narrows his eyes*……..Home.

???: That only works on you, Sora.

Sora: Darn.

???: Now that you’ve FINALLY answered all of the questions, we can FINALLY conclude this madness!

Sora: I like the emphasis on “finally”.

???: Thank you. Now let’s get out of here. Ohh…wait…one second.

Sora: What now?

???: I’m supposed to say something about your results. But I can’t seem to find where I wrote down that answer key…Oh…here it is! *Clears throat and speaks dramatically* You are afraid of getting old. You value friendship. You don’t like Wakka.

Sora: *Smiles* Yeah…

???: Your adventure begins at dawn. As long as you are in the light, you will have a very pleasant journey.

Sora: …So you’re saying you put me through this just to figure out when I should wake up?

???: Who said this was a dream?

Sora: That Jiminy guy, remember?

???: *Regretful* I knew I should have had you ask the audience instead…

A group of video game nerds (the “audience“) are seen watching the whole thing on a television set.

Nerd A: Sora’s right, it has to be a dream! I mean, why else would he not recognize his own home?

Nerd B: Maybe he has amnesia. All the heroes in my other video games do.

Nerd C: You guys are such dorks. I mean, what a pointless topic to be discussing. I would much rather be calculating the probability of which pages in the mathematics text we will be having for homework over the course of the next week in Calculus.

Nerd B: And you think we’re dorks? Come on, Bert, let’s both go play a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game and chat online with each other while in the same room! I hear the Warlocks’ magic regeneration stat has been drastically altered!

All three nerds exit the room.

???: Never mind, I think I’d rather kill them.