The Alien Chronicles    

      There are many of our kind arriving here in this world everyday. To acclimate people we here in Blogtoonville will be providing classes designed to help you through this trying process and extended period of homesickness.        

     Alien Bob will be providing the "Dressing to Impress" workshop on Wednesdays at 7:00pm. The Lonely cantina will be providing the space.                                           

     The Garden Club is a new addition to our growing community.  This club meets on the edge of town on saturday afternoons.  Miss Isabell, a human, will be providing us with her vast kowlege of vegetation.  She will guide us through 6 weeks of what we can eat and what we should avoid.  This brings to mind another already growing concern.                                                                      

     Some of our children are killing off local plant life around town and this is causing the humans great distress on the level of trust.  I know it is fun to discover our abilities that are ever changing at an unbelievable rate of speed, but we must use caution.  Also, any children caught using lazer vision to light fires around small childrens feet at school or in public places will be subject to arrest and the parents will be fined!  Earnest Einstein has been selected to be a part of the local police department and has been informed that this rule will be enforced! We would also like to congratulate Einstein on his willingness to volunteer and serve his community. Others are encouraged to do the same.  Stop by the local police department and sign up!                                                                      

There will be a fundraiser for our new elementary school opening on the west side.  Bring your family Saturday at 11:00 am. for fun and games and great southern Bar-B-Que.  There will be face painting, funnel cakes, carmel apples, and plenty booths with exciting events such as mental telepathy, spoon bending, and much more.  The humans and us aliens are all pulling together to make this great fun for all.  Please refrain from "beaming" people out of the audience as happened at the recent fair!  While some were amused there were those that were enticed and upset.  This is a fun occasion and let us keep it safe for all ages.

 

           

 

This here below is a live human abduction, that is me with my back to the camera. We were pretty amazed and bewildered because we had gone fishing! So you can see why we were surprised! Can't really stuff that and hang it on your wall!

 

 

                              

 

Well, that is all from the "Alien Chronicles" for now. The Flying Jalepeno Brothers play nightly till the blogs are gone so please check back....feel free to browse our catlog of songs so you can make requests! As seen here below:

 

1. Where Were You When the Blogs Stoped Turning

2. Abducted By Your Love

3. You Hydrogenated My Life

4. Where'd You Hide The Body (remebering the Roswell incident)

5. I'd Like To Teach The World To Think In Perfect Harmony

6. Lay Low, You Brought Me To My Knees

7. The World Where I Come From

8. Let Me Be Your President

9. E.T. Is Calling Again!

10.Let Me Lead You To Atlantis

And many more!

 

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