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Here are 24 things that are completely and utterly untrue about me and 1 true thing (maybe!).

1. I learnt to drive when I was 4 years old - but couldn't afford a car until I was six.

2. I painted my house completely in bright pink (inside and out).

3. I am fluent in six languages - including dog.

4. I cannot read or write.

5. My back is hairier than my head.

6. I have 28 toes which means I need to have my shoes custom made.

7. I vacation annually on the moon - it has superb spa facilities.

8. I am highly allergic to crisps - I just have to look at a bag of crisps and my elbows fall off!

9. I can walk quicker on my hands than on my feet.

10. I've never seen a real gun in real life.

11. I can read peoples minds.

12. I once sneezed up a lung - but my husband doctor managed to relocate it back to the correct position.

13. I'm tall, blonde and very very skinny.

14. I can lick my own elbow.

15. I'm 24 years old and a great grandmother.

16. I don't believe in god.

17. I swam the English Channel twice - naked.

18. I was born in Japan.

19. I keep pet Hummingbirds.

20. I have a tattoo of a microphone on my nose.

21. I appeared in the film 'The Hudsucker Proxy' as a paperclip.

22. My middle name is Peter.

23. I spend ever christmas with the cast of 'Fame'.

24. Yesterday I was a Polar Bear.

25. I inherited luminescence from my mother.

Oops two things are true and twenty three things are false.

Unfortunately for Jacquie, #5 is true :(

Good fun that was and I am particularly impressed by your driving skills at age 4 :D

By jonnowales, Feb 08 09 1:40 PM

This is fun - I wish I'd thought of it! The true one has got to be 14 - before 8 happened.

By lesley153, Feb 08 09 1:50 PM

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