Did you ever notice how many music bands there are around?  There are so many bands out there that it can be hard coming up with a name for a new band.  All the good names are taken. In fact, a lot of the bad names are also taken. These are actual names of actual bands.  If you get a chance, check these groups out when they come to a venue near you and ask them "where the heck did you get that name?":

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

Above Average Weight Band

A Cat Born in an Oven Isn't a Cake

Agnes Morehead

Apocolypse Hoboken

Attila the Stockbroker

The Band Formerly Known as Sausage

Big Fish Ensemble

Big in Iowa

The Biggest Freak in New Jersey

Body Falling Down Stairs

Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters

The Bumpin' Uglies

Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies

Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup

Dead Milkmen

The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen in German)

Disciples of Ed

Dick Duck and the Dorks

Disappointed Parents

Disgruntled Postal Workers

Don Knotts Overdrive

Draw Your Own Cow

Elastic Sausage

Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars

Ethyl Meatplow

The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips

Five Fat Guys Who Rock

The Fred Mertz Experience

Free Beer and Chicken

Furious George

Gee That's a Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous

Hard-drinkin' Housewives

Here, Eat This!

He's Dead Jim

Heywood Trout Festival

Hindu Garage Sale

Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death

Hornets Attack Victor Mature

Impotent Seasnakes

Individual Fruit Pie

Iowa Beef Experience

Jehovah's Waitresses

The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

JFKFC

Jif and the Choosy Mothers

Jizzy Speedwack

Joan of Arkansas

John Cougar Concentration Camp

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Kerrigan's Knees

Kill Ted Knight

Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons

Lavay Smith and the Red Hot Skillet Lickers

The Leave it to Beaver Conehead Immolation

Lee Press-on and the Nails

Lovebucket and Slapphappy Superfly

Mary Kay and the Cosmetics

Mega Smegma

The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir

More Drunk Cowboys

My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

New Squids on the Dock

Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints

Not Drowning, Waving

Not With My Camel

1,200,000 Dead Tibetans

Poonanie Cramp-up

Poultry in Motion

Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

Pumpin' Ethyl

Rats of Unusual Size

Rebel Without Applause

Sandy Duncan's Eye

Screaming Moist Accountants

Severe Tire Damage

She Stole My Beer

Shirley Temple Pilots

Shot Down in Ecuador, Jr.

6 Hard Brothers and a Dog

69% Female

Snuff the Ficus

Sorry About Your Daughter

Spastic Colon

Stop Calling Me Frank

Strong, Naked and Car Thieves (Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene in German)

Stukas Over Bedrock

Sucking Chest Wound

Susanne and the Guys With Ties

Ted Ed Fred

They Were Expendable

Thinking Fellers Union Local 282

Too Fat to Skate

Tracy and the Hindenburg Ground Crew

Traveling Dingleberries

Trailer Park Casanovas

Trotsky Icepick

Tupperware Death

2000 Flushes

Ultimate Spinach

Underpants Machine

The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness

Vic Morrow's Head

Vic Vacuum and the Attachments

The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black

Wafflebutt

When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water

Who the Hell Are You?

The Yeasty Girls

Your Damn Neighbors

Zulu Leprechauns