Would you remarry?
Ole and Lena were at the breakfast table one morning. Lena turned to Ole and asked: "Ole, if I died would you remarry?"
Ole: "Oh, Lena, I don't want to think about that."
Lena: "But Ole, if I died would you remarry?"
Ole: "I guess if you died then, yes, I would remarry."
Lena: "Ole, if I died would she live in my house?"
Ole: "Oh, Lena, I don't want to think about that."
Lena: "But Ole, if I died would she live in my house?"
Ole: "I guess if you died then, yes, she would live in your house."
Lena: "Ole, if I died would she drive my car?"
Ole: "Oh, Lena, I don't want to think about that."
Lena: "But Ole, if I died would she drive my car?"
Ole: "I guess if you died then, yes, she would drive your car."
Lena: "Ole, if I died would she use my golf clubs?"
Ole: "No. She's left-handed."
3 Comments:
D'oh! lol
By PDAZ, Jun 06 09 9:08 AM
Now my assessment of FT is complete...never outside of Minnesota have I heard any Ole and Lena jokes.
You never know what you'll find around here, PDAZ. Thanks.
By ktstew, Jun 06 09 9:42 AM
Whoops. Sorry I mixed my posters up, Gary. Just take what I said to PDAZ and apply it to yourself. I need more coffee and a brain transplant this morning.
By ktstew, Jun 06 09 9:46 AM