Well, yesterday our family came home from our vacation, and today I'm going to another camp. Couldn't come up with anything really good to talk about, so any real serious posts will have to come Saturday.

Upon coming home, I discovered that there was this new thing called "badglets". Immediately taking to them, I now have 13 of them. And that was only a 1 deal day.

And since I didn't come up with a spectacular puzzle, here is a more trivial challenge.

Our Dumb World is a 200+ page atlas created by The Onion. The atlas has information on every single country, and some of the information includes the nation's flag. Each flag has a caption underneath with some humorous message. Below are 20 captions that are underneath the flags. You have to determine the country. For record, I did not include any caption that has the nation's name in it, has a four letter word (you know the Onion), can't be determine unless you have the rest of the country information, or wasn't that funny. And please take this with a grain of salt. It is not trying to insult anyone personally. The Onion tries to insult everyone generally.


1.These five stars represent whatever you want them to represent
2.Flag currently on loan for MLB Home Run Derby.
3.They thought the racing stripe looked really cool.
4.The god Neptune is in his third term as secretary of state
5.40 years of independence represent here by a pointy hat
6.The half cogwheel almost represents progress
7.They crammed as much Islam as they could into that crescent.
8.Flag symbolizes fast, friendly service
9.Could the blue stripe running thourgh the middle represent a river?
10.Flag depicts official state sword laid near pile of severed human arms
11.Something is defenitley wrong with that aardvark
12.The outer thirds can be detatched in case of emergency surrendering
13.Only the Pope and Jesus Christ know what on Earth this flag symbolizes
14.It was the flag’s fault, honestly—it made them do it.
15.Denmark, Finland, and Norway often salute this flag by accident
16.One day Zeus will shatter this useless cross with his mighty thunderbolt
17.Bewaaare…the spookiest flag in all of Europe!
18.Previously flag was so pointy that hundreds of soldiers died folding it
19.The dragon gives wisdom to those humble enough to receive it
20.Citizens are challenged to name the quadrant with the correct flag
21.Sadly, this seagull ate some Alka-Seltzer and probably won’t make it to shore

Post answers in the comments, and I will separate the right from the wrong. See you Saturday!