The Cowboy
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing, the cowboy offered.
On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldnt listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I yelled Now back off!! Or Ill kick the sh*t out of all of you!
St. Peter was impressed, When did this happen?
Just a couple of minutes ago
Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing, the cowboy offered.
On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldnt listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I yelled Now back off!! Or Ill kick the sh*t out of all of you!
St. Peter was impressed, When did this happen?
Just a couple of minutes ago
1 Comment:
Too funny! Thanks!
By veronikkamarrz, Jul 27 09 11:13 AM