Do people think you are the Nutter on the Bus? 

Here are some tips to become just that:

• Put your litter bin on your desk and label it ‘in’.
• Finish all your sentences with “…in accordance with the prophecy”.
• Ask people what gender they are.  Laugh hysterically after they answer.
• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
• Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
• When the money comes out the ATM, scream “I won!  I won!  Third time this week!”
• When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they're loose!!”
• Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the present economy, we are going to have to let one of you go”.

(Anyone who actually takes my advice and does any of this

really IS the Nutter on the Bus.  A <><)