Oh no!  I'm about to miss my favorite show!  Phew, I just made it.  Welcome to the fourth episode of "Funtrivia in Action".  Today's episode is part one of two of the same story.  It's about a man with a successful life turning the other way.  It's easily possible that there's some gender confusion here.

Man with Ruined Life= LilSpikey

Man's Boss= Aprial

Man's Wife= Triviaballer

Man's Son= thejazzkickazz

Man's Best Friend (no, not a dog)= Gamemaster1967

Curious Civilian= musicmonkeyman

Officer= k9999

musicmonkeyman: (walking down the street and notices LilSpikey) Hmm... what's wrong?

LilSpikey: Are you talking to me?

musicmonkeyman: Yeah, you look depressed.  I've never seen someone so down...

LilSpikey: You've obviously never been on a New York subway then.

musicmonkeyman: Why are you depressed?

LilSpikey: Why do you care?!

musicmonkeyman: BECAUSE I'M BORED!

LilSpikey: Well it all started one morning when... (flashback)

LilSpikey: Goodbye honey, I'm leaving!

Triviaballer: Remember to talk to your boss!

LilSpikey: I will, I will! (leaves the house and arrives at the office)

Gamemaster1967: What's going on, man!

LilSpikey: No time to talk. (walks to his boss's office and slams open the door)

LilSpikey: I want a raise!

Aprial: Absolutely not!

LilSpikey: But I've worked here for four years now!

Aprial: Look, I know this may be a bad time but you're being let go.

LilSpikey: What!  No... this can't be!  Please, just give me another chance!

Aprial: One more chance, or you're fired!

LilSpikey: (later that night at dinner with his wife and son) Mmmm... this tastes good.

Triviaballer: I thought you hated my lasagna.

LilSpikey: What are you talking about?

Triviaballer: What's going on?

thejazzkickazz: Oh, I know!  Daddy was fired! (LilSpikey gasps)

Triviaballer: What are you talking about?

thejazzkickazz: I know daddy was fired!  Mister mean boss called!

Triviaballer: Sweetie, could you go to your room?

thejazzkickazz: Yes, mommy. (leaves the room)

Triviaballer: You were fired?!  I can't believe this!

LilSpikey: No, I wasn't!  The boss gave me one last chance!

Triviaballer: Okay then...

Triviaballer: (later that night, she bursts through the room) WAKE UP NOW!

LilSpikey: Wuh?  What's going on?

Triviaballer: Your boss left a message saying that YOU ARE FIRED!

LilSpikey: This is a joke, right?  It's just a sick, sick joke!

Triviaballer: Pack your things and get out of here!  I want a divorce!

LilSpikey: But honey...

Triviaballer: Go, NOW!

LilSpikey: (at 3:00 AM walking on the streets right after drinking at a bar) Uhh... (gets in car)

k9999: (pulls LilSpikey over) You were doing a little swerving back there, buddy!

LilSpikey: I'm sorry officer, but can you go away?!

k9999: Have you been drinking, sir?

LilSpikey: I don't know.

k9999: Do you have any weapons?

LilSpikey: Uhh... maybe?

k9999: Could you step out of the car, sir?

To be continued...

I wonder what will happen next?!  You'll have to wait and see!  Anyone who wants to participate in future episodes or has any ideas, feel free to contact me!