We have an update on Christine and her whereabouts.

After extensive research into her activities, we at Life at Lawndale, have managed to find this advert for a new phone service she appears to have set up:

Details are unconfirmed but it appears that she has set up a phone line for ugly people, and until the police decide to help us in our quest, we can't trace phone calls to her location. Even if we could, we suspect she is on the move.

Christine, if you're reading this: Please. It's time to stop.

We would also like to mention one of Blethar's fish, who - at the time of writing - died. It is believed he was murdered by one of two fish Blethar got lumped with due to parents and their problems. It would not be the first time such a heinous crime has been committed.

Rest in peace, fish.

This was a public service announcement from Life at Lawndale.