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Speaking of my Neffy-poo, what do I call him?

Dudders. While my nephew does have adorable blond hair, I call him Dudders.

After Dudley's four-eyed cousin trod on my favourite dog how long did I keep him bailed up in the tree?

after midnight.. If Ripper didn't need his beauty sleep, he'd still be up there.

What did I do to Four Eyes when he wouldn't let Dudley win at musical statues?

Hit him with my walking stick. Dudders understandably kept moving towards the food table, so I had to make Four Eyes move.

What school does Four Eyes go to?

Saint Brutus's Secure Centre for Incurably Criminal Boys.. As if they would let someone like him go to Smeltings, and what is a Hogwarts?

What breed of dog do I have?

Bulldogs. Such an adorable breed, and all with them faces like my Dudders.

How many of these dogs do I have?

12. Only 12 of them, but I would love to have more.

I have only brought Four Eyes a present once. What was it?

Dog Biscuits. Well the dogs wouldn't eat them, so I had to do something with them.

What is the name of my favourite dog?

Ripper. I have had that dog many a year.

How does my favourite dog like his tea?

Out of my saucer. He has it the same way I do, and we often share the saucer.

How did Four Eye's parents die?

Killed in a car crash. Four Eyes thinks they were blown up, I bet he wishes he could blow me up. Well that is it, so I will just call Ripper away from that tree, and if you don't vote my quiz highly, I suggest you find yourself a suitable tree.