Special Sub-Topic: Dear Aunt Marge
|Speaking of my Neffy-poo, what do I call him?|
Dudders. While my nephew does have adorable blond hair, I call him Dudders.
|After Dudley's four-eyed cousin trod on my favourite dog how long did I keep him bailed up in the tree?|
after midnight.. If Ripper didn't need his beauty sleep, he'd still be up there.
|What did I do to Four Eyes when he wouldn't let Dudley win at musical statues?|
Hit him with my walking stick. Dudders understandably kept moving towards the food table, so I had to make Four Eyes move.
|What school does Four Eyes go to?|
Saint Brutus's Secure Centre for Incurably Criminal Boys.. As if they would let someone like him go to Smeltings, and what is a Hogwarts?
|What breed of dog do I have?|
Bulldogs. Such an adorable breed, and all with them faces like my Dudders.
|How many of these dogs do I have?|
12. Only 12 of them, but I would love to have more.
|I have only brought Four Eyes a present once. What was it?|
Dog Biscuits. Well the dogs wouldn't eat them, so I had to do something with them.
|What is the name of my favourite dog?|
Ripper. I have had that dog many a year.
|How does my favourite dog like his tea?|
Out of my saucer. He has it the same way I do, and we often share the saucer.
|How did Four Eye's parents die?|
Killed in a car crash. Four Eyes thinks they were blown up, I bet he wishes he could blow me up.
Well that is it, so I will just call Ripper away from that tree, and if you don't vote my quiz highly, I suggest you find yourself a suitable tree.
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