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CPT Blackadder offered CPT Darling some coffee before the big push. What one substitute did Blackadder not allow Baldrick to give him?

"that brown stuff you sprinkle on top.". Captain Darling specifically asked for "three lumps" and to "make it a milky one". When Baldrick gave him his cup of coffee (a cup of mud with dandruff and saliva), CPT Darling commented "Oh, a cappuccino. Do you have any of that brown stuff you sprinkle on top?" When Baldrick went to look, CPT Blackadder grabbed him and told him "no". Bailey's was never mentioned in the episode.

After the Battle of Mboto Gorge, according to CPT Blackadder, they "simply made a huge _______".

fruit salad. Since they were fighting ten thousand Watusi warriors armed to the teeth with Kiwi Fruit and Guava Halves, they didn't bother taking prisoners, they simply made a huge fruit salad.

Which of Baldrick's friends was the last to die?

Neville the Fat Hampster. Baldrick originally thought that Neville was still alive until CPT Blackadder informed him he was bunging up the sink.

What was General Melchett's wedding present to his godson?

a postal order for ten shillings. General Melchett accidentally gave this to CPT Darling instead of the commission to front.

According to Blackadder, where was there "no running, shouting or piddling in the shallow end?"

Somme public baths. Captain Blackadder answered the telephone on Baldrick's back when the call came in for them to attack at dawn and gave this as his location.

Which of George's friends were killed on the Ypres Front?

Jocko and Badger. "I remember Bumfluff's housemaster wrote and told me that Sticky had been out for a duck, and the Gubber had snitched a parcel sausage-end and gone goose-over-stump frogside" George said about Sticky and Gubber, although he had read in the Times they had been killed, though it didn't say where. Bumfluff, Drippy and Strangely Brown had "cropped a packet with the Aussies in Galipoli" and Titch and Mr. Floppy had been "gassed back to Blighty".

How many stories (floors) was the "large crisis"?

12. Captain Blackadder said "In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portrage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying `This Is a Large Crisis'".

According to CPT Blackadder, London was "A small village on Venus, just outside the capital city, Wooble."

f. Actually, London was on Mars.

Who did General Melchett find "licking" to be disgusting?

Germans. General Melchett asked Baldrick "Now then, soldier, are you looking forward to giving those Frenchies a damn good licking?" to which CPT Darling replied "Er, no, sir... it's the Germans we shall be licking, sir." In response, General Melchett retorted "Don't be revolting, Darling! I wouldn't lick a German if he was glazed in honey!"

What was the last line of Baldrick's poem "The German Guns"?

boom boom boom. The entire poem was composed of fourteen booms and CPT Blackadder finished the poem for Baldrick, which LT. George found very spooky.