Special Sub-Topic: Vernon Madness
|What is my son's name?|
Dudley. Dudley is such a perfect child. He is plump and meaty like me. He is also a boxing champion. Harry says he looks like a pig but I totally disagree with him.
|True or False: I like wizards.|
F. Whenever Harry talks about wizards I get mad at him. Instead of wizards I call them Harry's lot to make sure no one finds out I live with a wizard.
|My appearance could be best described as:|
fat and meaty. It is always good to be big and healthy like me. Dudley is also big and healthy but Petunia insisted he should go on a diet.
|When I get mad what color do I turn?|
purple. I am usually getting mad at Harry when I do this. Whenever he talks about his lot I get mad because I don't want anything to do with wizards.
|What do I believe all kids should do?|
not watch the news. Harry always wants to watch the news. I wonder what he's up to. Dudley on the other hand doesn't watch the news and in my opinion he doesn't need to.
|When Harry gets letters about Hogwarts I get so outraged. Where do I decide to move so I can stay away from the owls bringing the letters?|
a rocky island. Those owls brought Harry so many letters. Even when we were on the island that giant man found him and gave him a letter. It was if they had spies following us wherever we went.
|What time do I believe Dudley should come home?|
Whenever he wants to. Anytime after Dudley gets home is much too late. If Harry ever comes home after Dudley I'll yell at him so forcefully.
|If Harry died what would I do?|
shout with joy. I wish he would die! He's just a crazy person who I wish I wasn't related to. I wonder why I even took him when he was a baby lying on my doorstep.
|I am a blood relative of Harry.|
False. My wife Petunia is Lily Potter's sister and Harry's aunt. That makes me Harry's uncle only by marriage.
|Whenever something bad happens on whom do I blame it?|
Harry. I hope you liked the quiz. If you found it challenging it was probably because some of the info was from "The Order of the Phoenix". If you liked this quiz you can also try "Wood Whiz".
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