Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Mae West

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

A man's kiss is his signature.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably
wouldn't be in love.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra