I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Edited by vendome (Mon Aug 26 2013 09:55 AM)
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.