The best cats are cute and a bit(?) naughty.
They slink, sleekly and seemingly innocently, round the neighbourhood and do just as they please. = ^ - ^ =
As for this -
"He seems to have some strange fetishes"
- perhaps he was born with just a hint of a lil kink in his tail.
Seriously, it's a great pity T. S. Eliot is no longer alive to write a poem or two about these cats ...