"Tap pole gently into fitting," it said on the sheet of instructions, "then tap next pole into fitting on opposite side" so I tapped gently, reached for the next pole and the first pole fell out. I tapped a bit harder the next time, reached for a new pole and the first two fell out. So I bashed them all with a hammer and this is what I got:
There's a prize
for anyone who can tell me why there's a hula hoop on the ground
next to my new growhouse...