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#297502 - Thu Feb 23 2006 09:34 PM Fortune Telling Nanny
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The story of Mary Poppins as a nanny is well known. Less well-known is her subsequent tale....

She traveled to Hollywood, where she opened a shop on Sunset Boulevard as a fortune-teller. Of course we already know she has supernatural powers, so it's no surprise that she was quite skilled in fortune-telling, and her reputation grew rapidly.

She continued to tell fortunes, and found that in particular, she always received a very strong premonition whenever someone was about to have an onset of bad breath. Her predictions of this turned out to be accurate 100% of the time. In order to publicise her success at this, she had a large sign placed above her door, which read: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.
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#297503 - Tue Feb 28 2006 02:05 PM Re: Fortune Telling Nanny
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I heard a similar one about Gahndi. (a Super Fragile Callused Mystic, Cursed with Halitosis). Either way, arggh.
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