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#358556 - Wed Apr 25 2007 11:57 AM Toilet paper
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Why is it, that the cheaper the toilet paper, the more glue they use?
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#358557 - Wed Apr 25 2007 12:07 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: romeomikegolf]
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I'm sure it's because the glue is cheap too. I once visited a factory where they manufactured toilet rolls - amongst other things. It was actually quite interesting!

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#358558 - Wed Apr 25 2007 01:33 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: picqero]
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Glue in the loo? Ewk.
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#358559 - Wed Apr 25 2007 01:42 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: sue943]
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glue in toilet paper never thought of that but I guess that it used......why does that seesm gross to me for some reason though?

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#358560 - Wed Apr 25 2007 10:44 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: Hpotter5075]
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I mean the glue that is used to keep the first sheet stuck down. The cheaper brands just seem to use a lot more than the more expensive ones.
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#358561 - Thu Apr 26 2007 02:36 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: romeomikegolf]
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If we "evolved" from monkeys and apes, then why it that we are the only ones who wipe our butt? ASHMANCOMETH

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#358562 - Thu Apr 26 2007 04:00 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: Ashmancometh]
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I just assumed they compressed it in some way, didn't realise it was glue.


Edited by sue943 (Thu Apr 26 2007 04:01 AM)
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#358563 - Thu Apr 26 2007 06:30 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: sue943]
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If they put it in a paper wrapper or a plastic bag, why do they need to glue the end down? One of those things to ponder... Like why do they put 1kg of cereal in a box you could fit 3kg in? (But that's another chain...)


Edited by lady1 (Thu Apr 26 2007 06:31 AM)
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#358564 - Thu Apr 26 2007 07:00 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: lady1]
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I heard that one firm had introduced toilet papers printed with urban myths but it was just a tissue of lies.

Just as an after thought, who were the jokers that christened Lou Rawls?
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#358565 - Thu Apr 26 2007 09:05 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: SOTHC]
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I don't know, SOTHC.
but it concerns me because our lives are such that we're earnestly discussing toilet paper.
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#358566 - Thu Apr 26 2007 03:29 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: ktstew]
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Are you tearing me off a strip?
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#358567 - Fri Apr 27 2007 03:47 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: SOTHC]
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I guess you're on a roll now SOTHC

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#358568 - Fri Apr 27 2007 06:52 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: lynn-ann]
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Just one letter out and my first name would have been Andrex
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#358569 - Fri Apr 27 2007 01:15 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: SOTHC]
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There was a commercial radio advert quite recently, where some frustrated guy groaned "oh no, the other way", as he was trying to detach a strip of toilet paper. The point was that the glue went through several strips, making it impossible to know which way the loo roll was supposed to unfurl. The advert in question was for better quality rolls which didn't suffer this problem!

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#358570 - Tue May 15 2007 12:54 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: picqero]
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I saw a segment on an episode of "How It's Made" on the Science Channel once regarding toilet paper. The episode didn't mention what company they were profiling, but it was rather interesting. The particular company rolled it out in 65" (1.65m) rolls, then cut them to 4" (10.2cm) each.
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#358571 - Tue May 15 2007 01:01 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: dg_dave]
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Let us plumb the depths here, and get to the bottom of the discussion.

Dave said that the paper he saw was 10.2cm square- I have just checked two brands of Australian paper, and they are both 10 x 11 cms. I wonder if there is any reason why ours are bigger than US?

What about Europe, or Canada? Are they different sizes again, and if so, can anyone speculate why?
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#358572 - Tue May 15 2007 04:00 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: ozzz2002]
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>>>>I wonder if there is any reason why ours are bigger than US?


Bigger bums?

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#358573 - Tue May 15 2007 04:15 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: Copago]
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Well, our bums must be even bigger. I've just measured a sheet of my paper, and it's 12.3 cm by 11 cm.
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#358574 - Sat May 19 2007 05:49 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: TabbyTom]
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OK slightly off the mark...but did you know that many Charcol briquettes used for our BBQ'S are made from pulverised toilet paper screened out at the sewerage plant and mixed with charcol dust and squashed into briquettes?

thats why I only use lumpwood charcol, lol

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#358575 - Sat May 19 2007 11:37 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: fortylove]
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I cannot believe that I actually took a ruler into the cloakroom to measure mine, and TT, we must be using the same brand or else that is standard size here.

On a radio phone-in quiz I won a years supply once. My heart sank at the thought of the storage problem but they solved it by actually giving me £50 instead (it was quite some time ago).
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#358576 - Sat May 19 2007 06:34 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: sue943]
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Hong Kong cheapest (out of about 200 brands I reckon!) 14cmx11cm.
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#358577 - Sat May 19 2007 06:44 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: ren33]
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Of course we can't forget the industrial rolls of tracing paper businesses use. I've never seen anything thinner, and they're never broken into sheets which lead to over use.

I always use that stuff if I can't find any fine silk or baby lambs.
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#358578 - Sat May 19 2007 07:00 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: garyfire]
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Of course we can't forget the industrial rolls of tracing paper businesses use. I've never seen anything thinner



Ain't that the truth. Hate using that stuff - it seems to smear instead of wipe.

I am resisting all urge to go and measure my rolls.

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#358579 - Sun May 20 2007 11:29 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: Copago]
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Go on, then Jack will really think that you have lost the plot!
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#358580 - Sat Jun 16 2007 03:02 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: sue943]
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I couldn't resist the urge and measured mine: 11.4 x 10cm. Italian bums are smaller than the English ones!

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#358581 - Sat Jun 16 2007 07:18 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: breeze51]
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So Hong Kong remains the winner. I notice you are all ignoring our superiority in this respect...
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#358582 - Sun Jun 17 2007 04:03 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: ren33]
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This is all very well on paper! Regardless of the size, it's performance that really counts.
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#358583 - Sun Jun 17 2007 04:22 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: tellywellies]
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#358584 - Fri Jun 22 2007 07:03 AM Re: Toilet paper [Re: ren33]
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Ever wondered what men would do without it? Mine would be so lost. LOL
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#358585 - Fri Jun 22 2007 12:25 PM Re: Toilet paper [Re: tellywellies]
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This is all very well on paper! Regardless of the size, it's performance that really counts.




Oh - didn't realise anyone actually believed that one.

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