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#554421 - Wed Sep 29 2010 11:46 AM What's Your Name?
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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute to figure out and post your new name.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it in this thread.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
'r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
'u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
'r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
'u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
'r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
'u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Clooney’s new name is: Fluffy Frickenbrains.

Remember that children laugh on average 146 times a day; adults laugh on average 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

I hope you enjoy your new name!

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#554422 - Wed Sep 29 2010 11:47 AM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Plodd]
Plodd Offline
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My name is Goober Pottysniffer. How do you do?

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#554429 - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:11 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Plodd]
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Nice to meet you Goober.

My name is Dorky Pottysquirt.

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#554431 - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:21 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Jennings]
Plodd Offline
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I see we belong to the same Potty family laugh

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#554435 - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:38 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Plodd]
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Boobie Wafflehump, at your service!
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#554442 - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:51 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: gillimalta]
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I seem to be Sleezy Dippinhead, which doesn't sound altogether wholesome.
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#554446 - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:55 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: rossian]
Plodd Offline
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Nice to meetcha both smilee

I wonder whether there are any other members belonging to the Wafflehump and Dippinhead clans?

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#554453 - Wed Sep 29 2010 01:05 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Plodd]
veronikkamarrz Offline
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Like it or not, my new name is: Liver Chucklesniffer.:o Lovely meeting you all.
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#554459 - Wed Sep 29 2010 01:15 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: veronikkamarrz]
Jennings Offline
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I like it Liver.

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#554471 - Wed Sep 29 2010 01:33 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Jennings]
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Loc: St Louis Missouri USA         
Fluffy Dippindoodle here.

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#554478 - Wed Sep 29 2010 01:39 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: knud77]
Plodd Offline
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Are you any relation to the Dippinhead's from Merseyside? tongue

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#554501 - Wed Sep 29 2010 02:23 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Plodd]
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Stinky Pottybrains has arrived smile
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#554506 - Wed Sep 29 2010 02:33 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Plodd]
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Well my screen name seems to be - Sloopy dippin doodle which is fine smilee
But my real name - Tootsie Gorilla butt - oh dear! blush

grin
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#554523 - Wed Sep 29 2010 03:56 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: JaneMarple]
george48 Offline
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Dorfus FarkleTush at your service.

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#554539 - Wed Sep 29 2010 04:53 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: george48]
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Hi ! I'm Dorfus Chickensprinkles. Lovely to meet you all smile
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#554540 - Wed Sep 29 2010 05:07 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: tezza1551]
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I found a nickname too! I'm Goober "Crupton" Dippindunkin presenting himself. According to the use of Goober Dippindunkin, I'm also (OIP) Fluffy Farklebiscuits. which leads to (UAR) Dipsy Dippindoodle which leads to AKA ...(so many passports)

I guess one named people like me and Cher have to settle for being Farcus and Crusty?


Edited by mehaul (Wed Sep 29 2010 05:10 PM)
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#554573 - Wed Sep 29 2010 07:18 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: mehaul]
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Boobie Battydunkin laugh

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#554574 - Wed Sep 29 2010 07:22 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Copago]
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Crusty Pottysniffer.

Lovely. lol
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#554576 - Wed Sep 29 2010 07:41 PM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: guitargoddess]
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Tootsie Farklebiscuits checking in. smile

Not too awful. I can deal with Tootsie since that's what my Dad called me. grin
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#554643 - Thu Sep 30 2010 02:18 AM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: Taesma]
mountaingoat Offline
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Crusty Pottytush no relation to the Pottysniffers thank you very much.

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#554674 - Thu Sep 30 2010 06:44 AM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: mountaingoat]
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Greetings from Fluffy Gizzardhump!
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#554699 - Thu Sep 30 2010 07:51 AM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: TabbyTom]
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Sloopy Picklebutt has arrived! smile

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#554710 - Thu Sep 30 2010 08:28 AM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: jonnowales]
strudi74 Offline
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Loc: Bloemfontein South Africa     
Good meeting all of you, I'm Goober Dippindunkin.
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#554711 - Thu Sep 30 2010 08:30 AM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: strudi74]
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I just realised I have the same name as mehaul- does that make us closely related family?
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#554726 - Thu Sep 30 2010 10:16 AM Re: What's Your Name? [Re: strudi74]
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And g'day from Boobie Chucklelips laugh
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