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#576383 - Tue Dec 14 2010 12:06 AM Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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This won't work online, but try it with a friend. The trick is to say it very quickly, so they don't stop to think and respond immediately.

It goes as follows: I've got a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it.

I think you get the idea...
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#576980 - Wed Dec 15 2010 08:38 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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I'm always amazed that this one works, but it often does. And yes, rushing up to someone and being very fast and enthusiastic seems to be the key. "OK, ready? Go - say 'knock knock'"

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#579923 - Fri Dec 24 2010 08:48 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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OK, another knock knock joke:

A) Knock knock

B) Who's there?

A) To

B) To who?

A) No, no, to WHOM

Maybe this one is only funny to editors....

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#583391 - Tue Jan 04 2011 08:42 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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Here's one that I like:

A) Knock knock

B) Who's there?

A) Interrupting cow.

B) Interrupting cow--

A)MOOOOO!
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#583422 - Wed Jan 05 2011 02:40 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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I heard the ____(insert maligned ethnic group) version of that one: KK, who's there? Interupting cow. Interup.., cockadoodledoo!


Edited by mehaul (Wed Jan 05 2011 02:43 AM)
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#586476 - Thu Jan 13 2011 10:21 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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Originally Posted By: agony
OK, another knock knock joke:

A) Knock knock

B) Who's there?

A) To

B) To who?

A) No, no, to WHOM

Maybe this one is only funny to editors....


...or to people who understand the English usage...and I found it funny!
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#586485 - Fri Jan 14 2011 01:12 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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Guess I'm dense tonight. What's the joke?

This won't work online, but try it with a friend. The trick is to say it very quickly, so they don't stop to think and respond immediately.

It goes as follows: I've got a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it.

I think you get the idea...

All I see is the friend saying either "Knock,knock," or, "Who, me?" confused

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#586486 - Fri Jan 14 2011 01:20 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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Friend says 'Knock, knock".
You say "Who's there?"
Friend says "Um, er, oops, I don't know!". smile
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#594872 - Sun Feb 13 2011 04:00 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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This one also only really works verbally, but in a different way. Say it out loud:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

A little old lady

A little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!
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#627149 - Fri May 20 2011 10:00 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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I love it - do you mind if I post it on our team message board? CD (aka a little old lady)
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#627450 - Sat May 21 2011 11:05 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
Oscar silly question, you get a silly answer.

(why do I feel like I'm back in grade 3? lol)
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#627453 - Sat May 21 2011 11:17 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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I have a couple of knock knock jokes that are Harry Potter-based:

1. Harry Potter: Knock knock
Hermione Granger: Who's there?
HP: Interrupting Snape
HG: Interr...
HP: (impersonating Snape) Ten points from Miss Granger for being an incurable know-it-all

2. Harry Potter: Knock knock
Draco Malfoy: Who's there?
HP: I am
DM: I am who?
HP: Were you hit with the Memory Charm?

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#627480 - Sun May 22 2011 02:29 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy, Daisy
Daisy, Daisy who?
no response
...
...
..
..
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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do.
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