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#594658 - Sat Feb 12 2011 11:56 AM Arghhhhhhhh!
ren33 Offline

Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999
Posts: 12413
Loc: Kowloon Tong  Hong Kong      
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, an Argentinian, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, a Canadian, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Finn, a South African, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man walk into a bar.

The barman says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."
Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.

#594663 - Sat Feb 12 2011 12:51 PM Re: Arghhhhhhhh!
minkpenny Offline

Registered: Fri Feb 28 2003
Posts: 931
Loc: Buenos Aires
Argentina    ...
Lol!! grin Great one. Thanks for sharing, Ren.
"It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish." - J.R.R. Tolkien

#594690 - Sat Feb 12 2011 02:31 PM Re: Arghhhhhhhh!
DaisiJ Offline

Registered: Tue Jan 25 2011
Posts: 83
Loc: Randburg
  South Africa
That's really funny!

#594871 - Sun Feb 13 2011 03:52 AM Re: Arghhhhhhhh!
Eraserhead Offline

Registered: Tue Feb 25 2003
Posts: 1825
Loc: Outer Sydney NSW Australia    
Very good Ren.

The Aussie is desperate to get in, so he goes to his car and gets his jumper leads and ties them around his neck as a pseudo tie. He approaches again and the bouncer looks him up and then says "OK, just don't start anything".
Don't hatch all of your eggs in the one basket 'til the chicken hits the fan.

#595238 - Sun Feb 13 2011 11:42 PM Re: Arghhhhhhhh!
Copago Offline

Registered: Tue May 15 2001
Posts: 14384
Loc: Australia
LOL!! Love it.

#595301 - Mon Feb 14 2011 09:28 AM Re: Arghhhhhhhh!
mountaingoat Offline

Registered: Fri Jun 22 2007
Posts: 390
Loc: Blue Mountains NSW Australia
An englishman an irishman and an australian walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this, some kind of joke?"


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