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#576383 - Tue Dec 14 2010 12:06 AM Best Knock Knock Joke Ever
cowdunking Explorer Registered: Mon Mar 23 2009 Posts: 86 Loc: Black Creek <br>BC Canada	This won't work online, but try it with a friend. The trick is to say it very quickly, so they don't stop to think and respond immediately. It goes as follows: I've got a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it. I think you get the idea... _________________________ In the overall scheme of things, does it really matter?
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#576980 - Wed Dec 15 2010 08:38 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: cowdunking]
agony Administrator Registered: Sat Mar 29 2003 Posts: 10719 Loc: Western Canada	I'm always amazed that this one works, but it often does. And yes, rushing up to someone and being very fast and enthusiastic seems to be the key. "OK, ready? Go - say 'knock knock'"
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#579923 - Fri Dec 24 2010 08:48 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: agony]
agony Administrator Registered: Sat Mar 29 2003 Posts: 10719 Loc: Western Canada	OK, another knock knock joke: A) Knock knock B) Who's there? A) To B) To who? A) No, no, to WHOM Maybe this one is only funny to editors....
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#583391 - Tue Jan 04 2011 08:42 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: agony]
GuruOfTrivia Enthusiast Registered: Mon Jul 05 2010 Posts: 219 Loc: New York USA	Here's one that I like: A) Knock knock B) Who's there? A) Interrupting cow. B) Interrupting cow-- A)MOOOOO! _________________________ Just call me Guru.
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#583422 - Wed Jan 05 2011 02:40 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: GuruOfTrivia]
mehaul Multiloquent Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010 Posts: 3773 Loc: Florida USA	I heard the ____(insert maligned ethnic group) version of that one: KK, who's there? Interupting cow. Interup.., cockadoodledoo! Edited by mehaul (Wed Jan 05 2011 02:43 AM) _________________________ "...Tomorrow's come a long way to help you." Tim Davis 'Your Saving Grace' Steve Miller Band (1969) "...Yesterday's at least a mile back." Dale Peters 'Dreaming in the Country' James Gang (1971)
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#586476 - Thu Jan 13 2011 10:21 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: agony]
dg_dave Star Poster Registered: Sun Oct 05 2003 Posts: 17749 Loc: Dallas, TX USA	Originally Posted By: agony OK, another knock knock joke: A) Knock knock B) Who's there? A) To B) To who? A) No, no, to WHOM Maybe this one is only funny to editors.... ...or to people who understand the English usage...and I found it funny! _________________________ The way to get things done is NOT to mind who gets the credit for doing them. --Benjamin Jowett No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. --Eleanor Roosevelt The day we lose our will to fight is the day we lose our freedom.
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#586485 - Fri Jan 14 2011 01:12 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: cowdunking]
queproblema Mainstay Registered: Mon Sep 25 2006 Posts: 868 Loc: Kenny Lake Alaska USA	Guess I'm dense tonight. What's the joke? This won't work online, but try it with a friend. The trick is to say it very quickly, so they don't stop to think and respond immediately. It goes as follows: I've got a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it. I think you get the idea... All I see is the friend saying either "Knock,knock," or, "Who, me?"
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#586486 - Fri Jan 14 2011 01:20 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: queproblema]
ozzz2002 Star Poster Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 15540 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	Friend says 'Knock, knock". You say "Who's there?" Friend says "Um, er, oops, I don't know!". _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Editor, Hobbies and Geography, and Forum Moderator
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#594872 - Sun Feb 13 2011 04:00 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: ozzz2002]
Eraserhead Prolific Registered: Tue Feb 25 2003 Posts: 1816 Loc: Outer Sydney NSW Australia	This one also only really works verbally, but in a different way. Say it out loud: Knock Knock Who's there? A little old lady A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! _________________________ Don't hatch all of your eggs in the one basket 'til the chicken hits the fan.
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#627149 - Fri May 20 2011 10:00 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: Eraserhead]
cowdunking Explorer Registered: Mon Mar 23 2009 Posts: 86 Loc: Black Creek <br>BC Canada	I love it - do you mind if I post it on our team message board? CD (aka a little old lady) _________________________ In the overall scheme of things, does it really matter?
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#627450 - Sat May 21 2011 11:05 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: cowdunking]
Jakeroo Prolific Registered: Sat Aug 30 2008 Posts: 1592 Loc: Alberta Canada	Knock knock Who's there? Oscar Oscar who? Oscar silly question, you get a silly answer. (why do I feel like I'm back in grade 3? lol) _________________________ As much as I love my friends, I won't jump off a bridge WITH them. Instead, I think it's in our mutual interest for one of us to try to catch the other when they fall.
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#627453 - Sat May 21 2011 11:17 PM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: Jakeroo]
david1975 Forum Champion Registered: Wed Mar 17 2010 Posts: 9989 Loc: Winnipeg Manitoba Canada	I have a couple of knock knock jokes that are Harry Potter-based: 1. Harry Potter: Knock knock Hermione Granger: Who's there? HP: Interrupting Snape HG: Interr... HP: (impersonating Snape) Ten points from Miss Granger for being an incurable know-it-all 2. Harry Potter: Knock knock Draco Malfoy: Who's there? HP: I am DM: I am who? HP: Were you hit with the Memory Charm?
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#627480 - Sun May 22 2011 02:29 AM Re: Best Knock Knock Joke Ever [Re: david1975]
mehaul Multiloquent Registered: Wed Feb 03 2010 Posts: 3773 Loc: Florida USA	Knock knock Who's there? Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy who? no response ... ... .. .. . . Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. _________________________ "...Tomorrow's come a long way to help you." Tim Davis 'Your Saving Grace' Steve Miller Band (1969) "...Yesterday's at least a mile back." Dale Peters 'Dreaming in the Country' James Gang (1971)
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