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#648766 - Sun Aug 21 2011 02:09 PM H-A-P-P-Y-?
darksplash Offline
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Registered: Sat Nov 03 2007
Posts: 505
Loc: Tyrone
Northern Ireland UK 
A guy walks into a crowded doctor's surgery and says:
"Is everybody happy?
"Or are some of you married".
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#648774 - Sun Aug 21 2011 02:35 PM Re: H-A-P-P-Y-?
surdoux Offline
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Registered: Wed Feb 17 2010
Posts: 294
Loc: Nottinghamshire England UK    
Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
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#648780 - Sun Aug 21 2011 02:46 PM Re: H-A-P-P-Y-?
Daymare Offline
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Registered: Thu Dec 23 2010
Posts: 84
I did the opposite...got married to a man I learned to hate and threw him out of the house.

No house now but a great new husband. laugh

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