#691130 - Fri Feb 17 2012 05:05 PM
Re: Close encounter of an equine nature
[Re: sue943]
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Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001
Posts: 15611
Loc: Sydney NSW Australia
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Was it the same horse, Sue?
Horses on the loose scare the daylights out of me. When I was a kid, we were following another car when a horse ran onto the road. The poor driver had nowhere to go as the horse came right across the bonnet and smashed the windscreen. Fortunately for the people in the car, the horse did not go right through, and they survived unhurt. The animal had to be put down, though.
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#691138 - Fri Feb 17 2012 05:28 PM
Re: Close encounter of an equine nature
[Re: ozzz2002]
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Registered: Sat May 17 2008
Posts: 2207
Loc: Northampton England UK
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One of the things I love about Northamptonshire is that it has narrow country lanes that wind and twist between sloping fields and ancient hedgerows. Picture postcard England. It's very beautiful - and sometimes quite hairy as a monster tractor comes round the bend loaded with bales or a flock of sheep gets moved from field to field without hazard warning lights. On a moonlit night it can seem magical and I never mind driving home (apart from wintertime when the magical black ice shoves cars into hedges without so much as a by your leave) so one mild evening after dinner with some friends I got into the car and looked forward to the drive.
They live about ten miles from here and my route home goes past the back of the Althorp estate. When Princess Diana used to visit, that lane sometimes sprouted armed policemen, when there are major concerts there it sprouts all sorts of weird vehicles, and when I drove down it after dinner that night it sprouted white horses.
Eh? I can hear you wondering about my boozy evening but I assure you I rarely drink alcohol and that evening was no exception; there as I came round a bend in the road was a white horse. Well, I suppose that it was really a grey but in the moonlight it looked completely white to me, and loose. A loose horse trotting down the road towards... oops, a few miles on lay the A5, a major trunk road. I got out of the car and waved my arms at it. Oh come on, how many of you townies know what to do with a loose horse? I had no idea. Horses are huge, they snort, and I rode one once. Note the word 'once'. Anyway, I waved, it looked, and then it nonchalantly turned round and ambled off in the opposite direction as though it had always meant to do that. I followed it, in the car. There's nothing on that road until the village next to mine except... oh wait, there was another horse. Two white horses, whoa! I said that to myself, not them. Then I said it to them. And then in the valley I saw a house. A farmhouse. Of course these days a lot of farmhouses have townies living in them but I decided to try my luck and drove down the lane. And then wondered what they'd do when a strange woman knocked on the door at two in the morning saying "Excuse me, have you lost your horse? Or your other horse?"
It wasn't their horse, or their other horse, but they knew whose horses they were, so they got up, and I drove off still seeing white horses. I tell you, when I got home I had a stiff drink!
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#773291 - Sat Feb 25 2012 06:13 PM
Re: Close encounter of an equine nature
[Re: agony]
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Registered: Tue Oct 30 2001
Posts: 24
Loc: Bonavista Newfoundland Canada
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I have met my moose and lived to tell the tale, as did the moose! He came at the car out of nowhere, struck the front right bumper, rolled against the windshield, up over the roof of the car, thumped down on the trunk, back onto the road, got up and trotted into the woods on the other side of the road, leaving gouts of blood and fur on the car, and three rather dazed individuals. I was driving and remember just thinking, "I'm dead" while slamming on the brakes. The windshield shattered on me and the chap in the passenger seat; another chum in the back seat slept through it all! The car was a write-off, but apart from having glass shards all over us, nothing worse. If, however, the legs had come through the windshield, I would not be here to tell the tale, and nor would Mr. Moose, who, I assume, is still wandering happily through the woods and bogs of The Rock! They are such goofy, yet unintentionally dangerous beasts - and BIG!
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