#824740 - Tue Sep 18 2012 05:18 PM
50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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Original instructions: We have just lost one of the old chains so here is a new one. You have to provide lines that would suit the chorus of the Paul Simon song "50 Ways to leave your lover". Part of the correct chorus is as folows:-
"You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free"
Just add one line ending with a persons first name in alphabetical order explaining the way or reason why you are leaving.
The last few entries You threw my favourite shoes in the bin, Quinn. You're too fond of whisky and soda, Rhoda. You are such a dodgy dealer, Sheila
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#824802 - Wed Sep 19 2012 03:42 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: SOTHC]
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I've fallen in love with Freddie, Teddy.
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#824809 - Wed Sep 19 2012 06:08 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: MadMartha]
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I cannot stand your endless playing of records by Bing Crosby, the Crooner, Una.
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#824860 - Wed Sep 19 2012 10:47 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: SOTHC]
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I'm driving away in my Mini, Vinnie.
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#824869 - Wed Sep 19 2012 11:47 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Tizzabelle]
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I've gotten all your valuables out of the vault, Walt!
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#824875 - Wed Sep 19 2012 12:03 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: MadMartha]
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I'm off to sail the Seven Seas, Xerxes.
Edited by Tizzabelle (Wed Sep 19 2012 12:03 PM)
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#824876 - Wed Sep 19 2012 12:06 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Tizzabelle]
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You're much, much too fancy, Yancy.
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#824885 - Wed Sep 19 2012 12:43 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: MadMartha]
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You fail to light my fire, Zebadiah
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#824888 - Wed Sep 19 2012 12:51 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Tizzabelle]
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Because our life together has been utter madness, Agnes.
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#824893 - Wed Sep 19 2012 01:20 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: SOTHC]
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Your appearance has lost all its splendour, Brenda.
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#824920 - Wed Sep 19 2012 02:35 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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You're such a patience tester, Chester.
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#824971 - Wed Sep 19 2012 04:21 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Tizzabelle]
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Because your behaviour has become totally lawless, Dolores
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#824978 - Wed Sep 19 2012 04:40 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: SOTHC]
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Because you're always wearing that hideous souwester, Esther.
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#824994 - Wed Sep 19 2012 06:20 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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I'll give you one hour to pack up and get off my land, Ferdinand.
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#825059 - Thu Sep 20 2012 03:42 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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You're utterly insane, Germaine.
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#825070 - Thu Sep 20 2012 04:30 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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Oops it looks like the capital letter H doesn't occur in the Virginian Alphabet so I shall add one to keep us on track.
You have spent all of my money, Honey
You're as crooked as the Tower of Pisa, Isa.
Edited by SOTHC (Thu Sep 20 2012 02:54 PM)
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#825071 - Thu Sep 20 2012 04:34 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Mariamir]
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I"ve got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale, and I'm heading for the Love Shack, Jack.
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#825077 - Thu Sep 20 2012 05:15 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Tizzabelle]
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You're more anxious than a mother hen, Ken.
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#825088 - Thu Sep 20 2012 06:18 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Mariamir]
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You're such a miser, Liza.
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#825089 - Thu Sep 20 2012 06:20 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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You're such a little tyke, Mike.
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#825092 - Thu Sep 20 2012 06:46 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Mariamir]
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You behave so battily, Natalie.
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#825168 - Thu Sep 20 2012 10:54 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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You drink too much, you've even got a still, Orville!
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#825190 - Thu Sep 20 2012 11:37 AM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Tizzabelle]
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You're always listening to heavy metal, Petal
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#825282 - Thu Sep 20 2012 03:00 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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You are a meanie for telling everyone that my manhood is teeny weeny, Queenie
Edited by SOTHC (Thu Sep 20 2012 03:01 PM)
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#825291 - Thu Sep 20 2012 03:19 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: SOTHC]
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You drink all my whisky and soda, Rhoda.
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#825313 - Thu Sep 20 2012 04:11 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: TabbyTom]
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You will never give up all that boozin', Susan
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#825330 - Thu Sep 20 2012 04:54 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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You bring me nothing but distress, Tess.
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#825360 - Thu Sep 20 2012 05:59 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
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Our love is just a carcass on a pyre, Uriah.
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#825361 - Thu Sep 20 2012 06:11 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Tizzabelle]
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You don't race like Diesel and win, Vin.
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#825383 - Thu Sep 20 2012 08:16 PM
Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2
[Re: Mariamir]
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I saw you ogling that trampy trolley dolly, Wally.
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