Don't panic, don't panic! They don't like it up 'em.
My father used to cry with laughter watching Dad's Army - because he'd been in the Home Guard and said that if anything it was worse than that, lol.
RIP Jonesy, thanks for the laughter.
The Hubble Telescope has just picked up a sound from a fraction of a second before the Big Bang. The sound was "Uh oh".