I am trying to resist saying anything about blue boobies. Oops, I failed. Jake, you're such a kind person, even if a little harsh on the mail carriers, lol! (We have a relief postman that likes to bend, fold, and crisply crease anything that looks like a card. He may be an origami fan, I don't know...)
The Hokey Cokey!
(or Pokey, depending on where you dance it). Interestingly, the term for a group of Turnstones is a Hokey Pokey. FACT!*
*N.B. Definitely not a fact.