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#955787 - Sun Dec 16 2012 11:44 AM Christmas Crackers!
Plodd Offline
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Registered: Thu Nov 19 2009
Posts: 212
Loc: Hampshire England UK         
A cop spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

"Pull Over" he shouts.

"No" she shouts back, "Socks!"


If you know any Christmas Cracker jokes then post them right here! laugh

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#955797 - Sun Dec 16 2012 01:31 PM Re: Christmas Crackers! [Re: Plodd]
Jennings Offline
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Registered: Tue Nov 03 2009
Posts: 416
Loc: Surrey
England UK
Q. What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?

A. An alarm cluck

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#955875 - Sun Dec 16 2012 07:46 PM Re: Christmas Crackers! [Re: Jennings]
mountaingoat Offline
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Registered: Fri Jun 22 2007
Posts: 390
Loc: Blue Mountains NSW Australia
Thanks Plodd, made my day.

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