What do you want for Christmas, forget what you told that old bloke who pops in here each year, I am talking realistic and real presents.

Once the 25th has been, if it has been, we can then reveal what we actually received.

I have asked for a CD of something nice, it will be interesting to see what my daughter has selected for me - I just pray that it isn't Les Miserables!

Well, not that it's realistic, but a "real" nice present could be a new car. My car seems to be falling apart all at once and I've had my eye on a beauty. But as for realistic, I would be happy with trip to an all day spa.

A Boombox, a tape recorder, and head bands… anything different OK, too (could use more shower gel, and Gold Bond lotion’s welcome, too).

Forget world peace (it's never going to happen lol)
I just want some bath bubble stuff that smells like oranges.