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#954980 - Tue Dec 11 2012 07:50 PM Definitions
ren33 Star Poster Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 10465 Loc: Fanling Hong Kong	I thought I would start a new joke thread for the season, so maybe you could put your favouite definitions here. Mine might be: What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette. _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#955034 - Wed Dec 12 2012 06:44 AM Re: Definitions [Re: ren33]
sooz888 Participant Registered: Thu Mar 31 2011 Posts: 24 Loc: Shropshire UK	I warn you Ren, you are going to get some real groaners How about an old festive one? What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses
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#955049 - Wed Dec 12 2012 07:47 AM Re: Definitions [Re: sooz888]
ren33 Star Poster Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 10465 Loc: Fanling Hong Kong	arghhh! _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#955079 - Wed Dec 12 2012 12:09 PM Re: Definitions [Re: ren33]
ozzz2002 Star Poster Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 15527 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	And what do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him- he is not going to come, anyway... _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Editor, Hobbies and Geography, and Forum Moderator
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#955413 - Thu Dec 13 2012 08:55 PM Re: Definitions [Re: ozzz2002]
ren33 Star Poster Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 10465 Loc: Fanling Hong Kong	What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack. What do you call a woman with only one leg to her trousers? Jean _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#955420 - Thu Dec 13 2012 09:30 PM Re: Definitions [Re: ren33]
ozzz2002 Star Poster Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 15527 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	And if the same woman had one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. What do you call a man laying on your doorstep? Matt. _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Editor, Hobbies and Geography, and Forum Moderator
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#955596 - Fri Dec 14 2012 06:10 PM Re: Definitions [Re: ozzz2002]
ASA Multiloquent Registered: Tue Oct 15 2002 Posts: 4155 Loc: Adelaide SA Australia	What did Barry Manilow call Lola the Dancer. Rover (His name was Rico. He wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair; he saw Lola dancing there -- and when she finished, he called her Rover.) _________________________ Alan So much time ...... so little to do
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#955661 - Sat Dec 15 2012 10:48 AM Re: Definitions [Re: ASA]
ClaraSue Forum Champion Registered: Sun May 18 2003 Posts: 7762 Loc: Arizona USA	Rover....LOL! _________________________ That which we manifest is before us; we are the creators of our own destiny.
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#956184 - Tue Dec 18 2012 04:26 PM Re: Definitions [Re: ClaraSue]
skunkee Forum Champion Registered: Thu Oct 16 2003 Posts: 8106 Loc: Burlington Ontario Canada	This reminds me of some of my favourite books. "Disaster on the Cliff" by Eileen Dover "Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Nightly _________________________ Editor: Movies/Celebrities/Crosswords "To insult someone we call him 'bestial'. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult." - Isaac Asimov
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#956270 - Wed Dec 19 2012 12:38 AM Re: Definitions [Re: skunkee]
ren33 Star Poster Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 10465 Loc: Fanling Hong Kong	We had a "really naughty" one at school Short Skirts by Seymour Nix _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#956304 - Wed Dec 19 2012 03:27 AM Re: Definitions [Re: ren33]
Chavs Mainstay Registered: Fri Jul 15 2011 Posts: 590 Loc: Ireland	I can recommend "A Brief History of Time" by Millie Second.
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#956315 - Wed Dec 19 2012 06:23 AM Re: Definitions [Re: Chavs]
ren33 Star Poster Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 10465 Loc: Fanling Hong Kong	Sea Birds by Al Batross I love Wills by Benny Fishery _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#956316 - Wed Dec 19 2012 06:38 AM Re: Definitions [Re: ren33]
ozzz2002 Star Poster Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 15527 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	'The Broken Window', by Eva Brick. _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Editor, Hobbies and Geography, and Forum Moderator
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#957778 - Fri Dec 28 2012 05:40 AM Re: Definitions [Re: ozzz2002]
Lones78 Prolific Registered: Mon Apr 27 2009 Posts: 1362 Loc: Forrestfield Western Australia	What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the ocean? Bob What do you call a man moving through the bushes? Russell _________________________ In the process of thinking up something deep and meaningful to have as a signature line...
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#978077 - Sat Apr 13 2013 04:34 PM Re: Definitions [Re: ren33]
Davjack Mainstay Registered: Wed Jan 12 2000 Posts: 624 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	"Crime does not pay" by Robin Banks "How to clean your glasses" by Seymour Clearly _________________________ I don't care who wins the footy comps, just as long as I beat Sypher !
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#978511 - Mon Apr 15 2013 08:09 PM Re: Definitions [Re: ren33]
paul4760 Participant Registered: Sun Mar 10 2013 Posts: 13 Loc: Iowa USA	"The Golden Snows of the Himalayas", by I.P. Freelie. _________________________ "Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!" George Carlin
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