Well, we're not allowed to tease Americans Dizart, few of them can cope with it.
When my father was getting maudlin, and composing his epitaph at length, we pointed out that they charge by the letter on tombstones. Being a thrifty type, he decided not to die on that occasion and to have a fit of the giggles instead.
Scotland, the country that defeated the Romans, given us so many inventors, engineers, and creative thinkers and is heading for independence.
Exporter of manufactured tartans to the gullible.
'What's black and blue and floats upside down in the Minch?
Do you know that one Dizart?