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#959491 - Sun Jan 06 2013 07:33 AM Scottish Obituary
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A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Angus MacPherson died'."

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for
all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read.......

'Angus MacPherson died. Golf clubs for sale'."
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#960643 - Sat Jan 12 2013 08:17 AM Re: Scottish Obituary [Re: vendome]
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#960701 - Sat Jan 12 2013 12:08 PM Re: Scottish Obituary [Re: vendome]
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And why doesn't she take up golf herself?
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#987618 - Tue Jun 11 2013 01:55 AM Re: Scottish Obituary [Re: vendome]
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Because they are men's clubs, not ladies
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#987878 - Wed Jun 12 2013 04:02 PM Re: Scottish Obituary [Re: vendome]
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Surprise, surprise, another disguided undeucated slur on Scottish people

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#987931 - Wed Jun 12 2013 10:29 PM Re: Scottish Obituary [Re: vendome]
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But it was a funny disguised uneducated slur on Scottish people ...

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#987936 - Wed Jun 12 2013 10:46 PM Re: Scottish Obituary [Re: vendome]
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I'm Canadian by birth, but at least 3/4 Scottish by descent (not sure how those English, Irish and Polish personages snuck into the family picture - brigands no doubt lol). I thought it was pretty funny. Golf, after all (so they say), was invented in Scotland (as was curling, my other favourite sport - and hey just TRY selling curling rocks at a garage sale - you'd have to pay two small boys and a man to cart them away LOL!).

JaniQ: there is never enough golf in people's lives (male or female). Love the game (apparently I'm a glutton for self-abuse lol). Looking forward to retirement myself : )


Edited by Jakeroo (Wed Jun 12 2013 10:47 PM)
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#987950 - Thu Jun 13 2013 12:34 AM Re: Scottish Obituary [Re: vendome]
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Well, we're not allowed to tease Americans Dizart, few of them can cope with it. laugh

When my father was getting maudlin, and composing his epitaph at length, we pointed out that they charge by the letter on tombstones. Being a thrifty type, he decided not to die on that occasion and to have a fit of the giggles instead.
Scotland, the country that defeated the Romans, given us so many inventors, engineers, and creative thinkers and is heading for independence.

Exporter of manufactured tartans to the gullible.

'What's black and blue and floats upside down in the Minch?
Do you know that one Dizart?
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